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SuperSwede
July 13th, 2006, 01:57 AM
How many luthiers does it take to change a light bulb?

- Only one, but it will take 6 months and cost 500 USD




Also, what is the difference between a symphonic orchestra and a bull ?

- The bull has the horns up front and the a$$hole in the back!

t_ross33
July 13th, 2006, 08:03 AM
Also, what is the difference between a symphonic orchestra and a bull ?

- The bull has the horns up front and the a$$hole in the back!

LMAO!! Thanks for that one SS. Nice way to start the morning.

KEEP YOUR STICK ON THE ICE!

Trev :cool:

Tone2TheBone
July 13th, 2006, 08:21 AM
A conductor is an a$$hole? I don't get it.

LMAO I don't!?

Iago
July 13th, 2006, 09:30 AM
HAHAHAHAhahahaHAHAHA pretty good!!

SuperSwede
July 13th, 2006, 01:49 PM
Tone, have you ever been playing under the divine direction of a conductor? If you had you would know! :D


Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, there's a machine to do that now.

duhvoodooman
July 13th, 2006, 02:06 PM
Q: How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw it in, and five to brag that they could have done it much better.

SuperSwede
July 13th, 2006, 02:16 PM
How many musician jokes are there?
Only one--all the rest are true!

Two men were at a bar and one said, "Hey, I had my IQ checked and it was 175." The other responded, "That's a coincidence so is mine, what do you do for a living?" "I'm a physicist." Was the reply. Again came "that's a coincidence so am I."
This was overheard at a nearby table and these two compared IQ's at 160 and were surprised that they were both brain surgeons.
At another nearby table one man despondently said to the other "Did you hear that? I had my IQ checked and it was only 52." The other said, rather enthusiastically, "That's a coincidence. So is mine. What instrument do you play????"

Q: What would a musician do if they won a million dollars?
A: Continue to play gigs until it ran out.

A little boy tells his mommy, "I want to be a musician when I grow up!"
His mother replies, "But honey, you know you can't do both."

There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician. The other didn't have any money either.

Katastrophe
July 13th, 2006, 07:34 PM
How do you make a small fortune in music?


Start with a large one.

Cranium
July 15th, 2006, 07:20 PM
I guess this is a joke thread? THen I have a few =D


Q - How do you confuse a bassist?
A - Put one of his strings out of tune, but don't tell him which one

Q. What's the difference between a bass player and a toilet?
A. A toilet only has to take crap from one *** hole at a time.

SuperSwede
April 24th, 2008, 10:10 AM
*bump*

we need more musician jokes!

Algonquin
April 24th, 2008, 10:53 AM
What did the drummer get on the IQ test?...
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Drool! :D