Note to self - be careful when cutting dried up bagels...

[Robert]

Of course, the old bagel was hard as a rock, so the knife slid off and cut me fretting finga! :(

No guitar playing for me this week. :cry:

[Spudman]

Dude, that is so OUCH! Bummer. I only eat my bagels whole anymore just so that I don't do that. Unfortunately I do cut up a lot of veggies for stir fry so I'm not completely out of harms way.

I hope you heal quickly.

[Robert]

Well, stupid gets what stupid deserves in this case... I shoulda known betta.

[ibanezjunkie]

stick a bandage round it and try and play...worked for me when i sliced my first 2 fingers on a coping saw.

[bigG]

Bumma! What you doin' cuttin' up bagels, man? Don't you have someone to do that for ya? Some underling or peon or assistant or secretary...a personal bagel-cutter, even! Those hands are golden man! Like Betty Grable's legs, insured for $1 million, right!? :rotflmao:

[Robert]

Ha! Yes, I need my personal bagel cutter person. Anyone want to apply for the position? I am afraid it doesn't pay well... :D

[Kazz]

A good bread knife works wonders Robert.

[duhvoodooman]

If you're a regular bagel eater, you need a Bagel Biter (http://www.cutleryandmore.com/bagel-slicer.htm?src=Google&cam=Misc&sub=Bagel+Biter&kw=bagel%20slicer&gclid=CIfX3fjp6ZoCFQ0MDQod2VzwAw):

http://www.cutleryandmore.com/large/11511.jpg

I read somewhere where lacerations form bagel-cutting accidents was the number one home kitchen injury treated in emergency rooms.

Hope you didn't cut a vein, Robert.... ;)

[Rocket]

...or even a cheap one:

http://www.lakeland.co.uk/content/products/1/1/9/11919_normal.jpg (https://www.kitchenworksinc.com/itemDetail/16205/ACRYLIC-BAGEL-CUTTER)

[ragnarpk]

that bagel biter is the coolest thing ever, pretty much..

[Robert]

Terrific suggestion, Vood.

Now I'll get back to repainting the ceiling in order to get rid of the blood spray from cutting my veins.... :)

[just strum]

Put your thumb through the center, that's why the made the hole.

Regards,

Stump Strum

[duhvoodooman]

Now I'll get back to repainting the ceiling in order to get rid of the blood spray from cutting my veins....
I knew you didn't cut a vein. With those garden hoses you have,you would have bled out in about 30 seconds.... :poke: :rotflmao:

[M29]

Super glue man super glue...

[sumitomo]

Man Vood,Rocket you guys are fast didn't even leave me time to cut a joke!Sumi:D

[Spudman]

Now I'll get back to repainting the ceiling in order to get rid of the blood spray from cutting my veins.... :)

http://www.fortunespawn.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/blood_spatter.jpg
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w149/srspud/Junk/Homie.jpg

[ibanezjunkie]

call one of those lawyer companys that give you money for having accidents, heres an example of one of their claims

"i was doing maintenance on the raido reciever ontop of the tallest building in new york, and i fell off of an edge that wasnt supposed to be there"

[Radioboy950]

Tony Iommi did pretty well.
Was he slicing bagels?

[tunghaichuan]

Tony Iommi did pretty well.
Was he slicing bagels?

I think he cut off his finger tips in a bandsaw accident. :eek:

tung

[just strum]

I think he cut off his finger tips in a bandsaw accident. :eek:

tung

on a press that cut and shaped metal and apparently fingers too.

[marnold]

I would think that you would have learned after I did this:

[Robert]

Ouch! Could not have been a good day for you.

[marnold]

Ouch! Could not have been a good day for you.
Well, it happened like this. I was on vacation when we were jumped by a group of brigands wielding scimitars. I managed to fight them off but took a scimitar to the fingertips.

The reality is (as I think I've posted before) I was trying to unclog the chute of my snowblower and the impeller bit them. Not one of my finer moments. Hard to believe that that's over eight years ago already.

[just strum]

Well, it happened like this. I was on vacation when we were jumped by a group of brigands wielding scimitars. I managed to fight them off but took a scimitar to the fingertips.



You're Batman.

AeooRXYmOu8

[Gil Janus]

Sorry for your injury Robert. We have one of these - they work fine.

Be safe out there :AOK:

Gil :cool:

[Blaze]

Too bad Rob , so, what word did you say in the action ?

Swedish or English ?

[Robert]

You mean what did I shout when I hurt myself? I don't remember. Probably "aj!".

[sumitomo]

Ah now I understand what Marnold was talking about with the Vpicks and his grip on the pick.Sumi:D