Happy Birthday Boss Renman ...

[Blaze]

Happy Birthday Robert ..40 :what


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[SuperSwede]

Happy big 40!

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[piebaldpython]

HBD Robert. Hope your not freezing your butt off. :what

[just strum]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT

sorry for the disappointing news

Playgirl Rejection Letter September 30, 2008 PLAYGIRL, INC.

Dear Mrs. Renman, We wish to thank you for your letter and the polaroid picture of your husband. We agree that his appearance in our December issue as the Playgirl's "Man of the Month" centerfold would have been a truly fitting way for you to honor 40th birthday,and as a life-time memento on his birthday. We submitted the picture to our various panels of judges, as it is our routine procedure, with the following results: When rated by our panel of average American and Canadian women (ages 25 to40) on a scale from 1 to 10 (10 being the highest), his body was rated a -2. To further justify our ratings, we submitted your photograph to another panel of women in the age bracket of 45 to 100. We couldn't get them to stop laughing long enough to take the time to rate him. The old American women panel, aged 70 to 100, widowed for over twenty years, said "We'll retain our widowed status!" The Organization of Nude Portrait Painters (thinking perhaps they could touch up the picture), said "We can't perform miracles!" We therefore regret that we will not be able to satisfy your request for Robert on his 40th birthday. We do, however, invite you to submit other pictures for Playgirl's centerfold. Please be advised that the minimum requirement is that the staple used to hold the centerfold in place in the magazine cannot completely obliterate what we refer to as "the item of interest" as it would in Robert's case.

Yours truly,
Jane Brown - Playgirl, Inc.


AGAIN - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[luvmyshiner]

Happy birthday ya old fart! Hmmm, you would think the Organization of Nude Portrait Painters could at least do something about those unsightly veins!:thwap

[Spudman]

Happiest of days to you and happiness to the family as well.

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[oldguy]

Happy Birthday, Robert!

Hope it warms up there soon. "Beach weather" wishes for 'ya.

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[Bloozcat]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT!!
HAVE A TERRIFIC DAY WITH THE FAMILY
:happy

[street music]

Happy BIRTHDAY ROBERT! I guess you are officially OVER THE HILL NOW!

[M29]

Happy Birthday RR. I hope the guitar fairy brings you immense joy today free from fret farts and other uncomfortableness. :socool

[bigG]

Happy Bday, Roberto! Wishing you and yours all the best :AOK

(My oldest son will be 40 on January 8th, so I'm literally old enough to be your father! :thwap )

[duhvoodooman]

In the spirit of the season:

HO HO HO, the BIG 4-0!!!

Happy Birfday to ya, Bossman!! :dude :beer: :rockon: :hbday

[tjcurtin1]

Hey Robert, Best Wishes on your birthday and for many more to come! I hope that you enjoy a great Dad's birthday with the family.

[marnold]

Welcome to the over-the-hill club. Remember, when you're over the hill, you pick up speed!

[markb]

HB, Robert!

[player]

Happy Birthday Robertwho are they calling an old fart?

[Ch0jin]

Happy Birthday Robert!

[Algonquin]

Happy Birthday Rob,
All the best...

[Robert]

Thanks everyone! I'm officially over the hill now, I guess...

I had a nice day. We went to a Matinee with the family - "The Princess and the Frog" - nice movie and excellent sound track too. It takes place in New Orleans, and it's full of great Cajun music and Dixieland jazz tunes.

The day started great too, with my wife bringing me a bottle of Highland Park Singe Malt Scotch Whiskey - now this stuff is good... ;)

Had a nice dinner at the only fine dining restaurant in town, and came home and watched the movie "Eagle Eye", somewhat decent and entertaining action show.

The only drawback has been the weather. It's still very frigid and cold. Minus 35 C (minus 32 F) right now, and it will get colder over night.

Thank you for all the nice messages and congratulations. I appreciate it a lot!

[mrmudcat]

Happy birthday brother!!!

[sunvalleylaw]

Wow, I almost missed it! This is one of the only days I don't check in until almost bed and it is your 40th! I hope it was excellent! I am glad the car started too. Happy, Happy! :beer:

[evenkeel]

Better Late than Never. :thwap

Happy Birthday!! :happy :applause

[hubberjub]

Happy birthday and thanks for a great forum.

[FrankenFretter]

Happy birthday, Robert! Sending you wishes of milder weather, because you sure could use a little warm-up!

[sumitomo]

Happy Birthday Robert,I hope your had a great day and many more to come.Sumi:D

[Brian Krashpad]

Viva el Roberto!

Feliz cumpleanos.

Sorry to be late, as usual.

[Robert]

Thanks guys. My wife brought me this excellent single malt whiskey Highland Park 12 years old. Wow, tasty stuff! And it gave me a hangover...;)

[Spudman]

Thanks guys. My wife brought me this excellent single malt whiskey Highland Park 12 years old. Wow, tasty stuff! And it gave me a hangover...;)
Umm, you gave you a hangover. Bad boy. At least you're putting in some antifreeze so that your blood doesn't get all sludgy in the cold.

[kiteman]

Hb B!

[Robert]

Thanks for the cake!

[SuperSwede]

Thanks guys. My wife brought me this excellent single malt whiskey Highland Park 12 years old. Wow, tasty stuff! And it gave me a hangover...;)

mmmm thats a yummy yummy whiskey! :AOK

[Childbride]

Happy Birthday waaaaay late, Robert; i apologize. :pancake :hbday :D