Robert
July 19th, 2010, 03:09 PM
Crop circles are not signs from alien visitors, crop circles are proof that Chuck Norris thinks corn sometimes needs to lie the f*** dow
Chuck Norris does not get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he has to do a crying scene.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendants are known today as giraffes.
In the beginning, God said "Let there be light". Chuck Norris replied "One says "please" first".
Chuck Norris can speak in Braille.
Chuck Norris invented writing. Just to let a deaf guy know he was going to beat him up.
Chuck Norris is already dead. But death is just too afraid to come get him.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends".
Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck norris does not read. He simply stares the book down until it surrenders all the information chuck wants.
Chuck Norris does not get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he has to do a crying scene.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendants are known today as giraffes.
In the beginning, God said "Let there be light". Chuck Norris replied "One says "please" first".
Chuck Norris can speak in Braille.
Chuck Norris invented writing. Just to let a deaf guy know he was going to beat him up.
Chuck Norris is already dead. But death is just too afraid to come get him.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends".
Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck norris does not read. He simply stares the book down until it surrenders all the information chuck wants.