kiteman
November 24th, 2010, 01:12 PM
(A customer calls and asks that he and his friend need to be picked up. He sounds intoxicated.)
Me: “Where should the driver pick you up?”
Caller: “Do you know Ursa Major?”
Me: “Ursa Major? Is it a name of a local business? A restaurant or a hotel?”
Caller: “What is this world coming to? It is a constellation! In the sky! We are standing right under it!”
Me: “Where should the driver pick you up?”
Caller: “Do you know Ursa Major?”
Me: “Ursa Major? Is it a name of a local business? A restaurant or a hotel?”
Caller: “What is this world coming to? It is a constellation! In the sky! We are standing right under it!”