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Robert
October 6th, 2011, 04:26 PM
Let's share some BAD one liners, that you should refrain from using!


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If beauty could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction. :thwap

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tunghaichuan
October 6th, 2011, 04:32 PM
"Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

- (from the movie Hall Pass)

Bookkeeper's Son
October 6th, 2011, 04:42 PM
The closest you ever came to a brainstorm is a light drizzle!

Ch0jin
October 6th, 2011, 06:29 PM
Oh wow, I love the cheesy one liners!

My favorite goes like this. Walk up to lady (or guy) run your finger down the outside of your glass, collecting condensation. Tough your shirt and her (his) clothing with finger and say "Hey, how about you and I go home and get out of these wet things"

Then there's the old classics like "Fancy heading off for a steak and a shag?" "No?" "Vegetarian are you?"

In my younger days pre-mobile phones. "Here's 20c You better call your flatmate and tell them your not coming home"

So many come to mind!

Also Tung, that one is awesome!

Eric
October 16th, 2011, 01:57 PM
"Do you want to f***, or should I start apologizing?"

deeaa
October 16th, 2011, 03:25 PM
Heheh....the best one I know is kinda reverse one-liner...for those occasions when some chick pesters you to no end and you'd just want to get drunk and not look for company...just say 'look, thanks, but I rather masturbate' :-)

Works every time!

Bookkeeper's Son
October 16th, 2011, 03:58 PM
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

Katastrophe
October 17th, 2011, 03:27 PM
Girl, you must be tired, 'cuz you been runnin' through my mind all night long!

Bookkeeper's Son
October 17th, 2011, 05:55 PM
Well, if you won't dance with me, I guess a BJ is totally out of the question....

poodlesrule
October 20th, 2011, 07:04 AM
Girl, you must be tired, 'cuz you been runnin' through my mind all night long!

OT: Two observations:

- some of this material would make great blues lyrics starters...
- the clubing/dating scene has changed a bit since I last looked, which is also a blues theme of its own!

oldguy
October 21st, 2011, 06:31 AM
Did it hurt when you fell to earth from heaven?

Katastrophe
October 21st, 2011, 07:41 AM
Did it hurt when you fell to earth from heaven?

LOL! Good one, OG!

Dragon Rider
October 21st, 2011, 08:05 AM
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”