That Grateful Dead Joke Is So True

[Bookkeeper's Son]

You know, the one that goes:

What did one stoner say to the other when they ran out of smoke at the Grateful Dead Concert?

"Wow, this band really sucks!"

I was listening to my favorite local public radio station (I usually have it in the background most of the day), which is in the midst of a beg-a-thon. So, today, they're doing a special extended Dead thingy. I like some Dead records, but the horribly out-of-key harmony singing got on my nerves to the point where I had to change stations.

[Spudman]

You'll never get an argument from me on this.

[Tig]

I like a few Dead songs, but I guess I never "got" them.

[Robert]

I have never been able to develop a taste for their music... but maybe I just don't get it. I dunno. Pass for me.

[stingx]

I've been to countless Dead concerts but can't recall a single one.