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duhvoodooman
September 6th, 2012, 09:01 AM
Stole this from my other forum:

A man goes on a vacation to a tropical island. As soon as the plane lands, he gets off and hears drumming. At first, he thinks, “This is pretty cool”. He ends up going to a luau and hears the drums. He eats lunch and hears the drums. He goes to the beach and hears the drums. He tries to sleep, but can’t because of the constant drumming.

The drumming goes on for four days. The guy finally goes down to the front desk because he can’t sleep. He asks the manager “What is the deal with these drums?!? Make them stop. I haven’t gotten any sleep this whole week!”

The manager of the hotel says “Take it from me--you really don’t want the drums to stop, sir.”

“Why?”

“Because when the drums stop….the bass solo begins!”

mrmudcat
September 6th, 2012, 09:46 AM
And you always got the wanking of atleast one guitarist before or after bass solo:bootyshake

NWBasser
September 6th, 2012, 04:18 PM
Crap.

I was sure that I had posted an interesting variant of that joke a while ago.

Can't find it now though.

NWBasser
September 6th, 2012, 04:23 PM
Doh!

I finally found it!

http://www.thefret.net/showthread.php/20048-No-respect/page3?highlight=bass+solo

duhvoodooman
September 6th, 2012, 05:35 PM
Yep, pretty much the same joke.

Tig
September 6th, 2012, 06:32 PM
http://markweinguitarlessons.com/forums/images/smilies/rimshot.gif
:applause

oldguy
September 6th, 2012, 08:15 PM
Heh, heh, heh.

Good one.