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[SuperSwede]

Most TV channels have re-runs of their classical shows and I think we should have a few of those here on the fret.net. New members could perhaps finally understand why Warren is banned on most home-cooking shows.

This time I would like to present a thread that is one of my personal favorites. So pull your push gains and take a pill or two and find out how brother Dustin made a Fernandes Strat into a real Fender with the help of a little brown amp:

: "With this amph I get no screaming solos" Thread!!

http://www.thefret.net/showthread.php?t=403

[Tone2TheBone]

Ahhhhhh the good ole days.

[t_ross33]

LMAO! That was just too funny! :p

I was wondering why so many fretters cranked up their "amphs" - I thought I was missing something/behind the times/a total newb!

What was that about Warren's pancakes? I'm not sure I want to know :eek:

[DaveO]

I was cruising here yesterday and almost posted a request for the "amph" story. It was better than I imagined it could be. You can't make this crap up.
Dave

[warren0728]

What was that about Warren's pancakes? I'm not sure I want to know :eek:

you probably don't....but if you do....read the whole thread....

http://www.thefret.net/showthread.php?t=588

ww

[Hogfullofblues]

LOL!
That answered two burning questions of mine.

Warren, this smiley is for you:

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/ernaehrung/food-smiley-002.gif

[warren0728]

LOL!
That answered two burning questions of mine.

Warren, this smiley is for you:

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/ernaehrung/food-smiley-002.gif
lol...i'm saving that one!! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/ernaehrung/food-smiley-002.gif

[Tim]

I think the pancake thread was the best and should be a Fret Net classic. I'll be telling my great grandkids about that one. Knowing Warren as I do, he is one funny guy ... pancakes and all!

Look at it this way Warren. When someone goggles "pancakes", they will most likely be pointed towards the Fret Net. It would be hilarious to read in the “How did you find the Fret Net?” post that a search engine hunt for pancakes lead a future new Fretter to the Fret Net.

Just make sure Robert scores you a point in the “Referrals section of the forum for each person signed up for pancakes.

[warren0728]

wow....what a legacy....i feel so proud http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/ernaehrung/food-smiley-002.gif

ww

[marnold]

I'm just a bit biased, but how about http://www.thefret.net/showthread.php?t=469

[warren0728]

I'm just a bit biased, but how about http://www.thefret.net/showthread.php?t=469
oh man...that was a great one....i never did get my 8-tracks though!! :mad: ;) :D

ww

[sunvalleylaw]

Much has been answered for this relative newbie by this thread and its links. What a freekin hoot!:D

[SuperSwede]

Feel free to post links to more classic threads/posts. I know that Spud has managed to spit out quite a few readworthy!

[Spudman]

Feel free to post links to more classic threads/posts. I know that Spud has managed to spit out quite a few readworthy!

Really?:confused: I feel like mostly aliens have taken over my mind and forced me to ramble incoherently while I am coerced into helping them with their plots of guitar world domination. How does one deport aliens from another galaxy? Can they achieve guest worker status?

[Robert]

Spud, I think they are here to stay. They have a plan to become neo-classical shredders.

[warren0728]

I feel like mostly aliens have taken over my mind and forced me to ramble incoherently while I am coerced into helping them with their plots of guitar world domination.
hey that's when you write some of your best stuff!! Link away my friend! :DR

ww

[Jimi75]

I just read it for the first time a couple minutes ago and it made me laugh...

Thanks for relinking that thread with the " I can get no scramin'......" otherwise I would have missed this

C L A S S I C!!!

[Spudman]

Spud, I think they are here to stay. They have a plan to become neo-classical shredders.

So you've noticed too!? They have to be alien, right? No mortal can do that wild tweedeley, deedeley, mwwaaaa, grrrrr, kaboom stuff all day long like they do on you tube. Aluminum hats for everyone or else they'll be taking over our minds and stealing our credit card information.

[sunvalleylaw]

Really?:confused: I feel like mostly aliens have taken over my mind and forced me to ramble incoherently while I am coerced into helping them with their plots of guitar world domination. How does one deport aliens from another galaxy? Can they achieve guest worker status?


Have they achieved guest worker status in your brain??!! :eek:

[Myles]

I'm also bias, but this is one of my old favourites from over a year ago

The Better Jedi (http://www.thefret.net/showthread.php?t=208)

To let you in on the joke, Tone's Avatar at the time was the one that's nicely hanging from the end of Yoda's lightsaber.

[Tone2TheBone]

I'm also bias, but this is one of my old favourites from over a year ago

The Better Jedi (http://www.thefret.net/showthread.php?t=208)

To let you in on the joke, Tone's Avatar at the time was the one that's nicely hanging from the end of Yoda's lightsaber.


Haha I remember that one. That thread came with graphics thats for sure. Although the Pancake thread was pretty "graphic" as well. Yikes.

[SuperSwede]

I'm also bias, but this is one of my old favourites from over a year ago

The Better Jedi (http://www.thefret.net/showthread.php?t=208)

To let you in on the joke, Tone's Avatar at the time was the one that's nicely hanging from the end of Yoda's lightsaber.

Lol.. that was a funny thread Vital!

Look what I found in a old thread, further evidence that someone out there actually managed to play the ultimate screaming solo!

"

This time I have found out more about the screaming solo™!
If your fretboard looks like this, you probably came very close to attain that blazing gain-pulling amph solo!

http://www.thehenchmen.net/img/blood.jpg

"

[Tone2TheBone]

Holy Cow man carnage!

[Tim]

Good practice sesson there Super Swede. No pain ... no gain (Push/Pull). That is an excellent example that tells me I need to practice more.

[SuperSwede]

Remember Mr Fastfinger? The shredmaster?

Check out "The Mountain of the Tapping Dwarfes"

STAY FOCUSED!

http://www.thefret.net/showthread.php?t=188&highlight=shred

[Tone2TheBone]

I'm also bias, but this is one of my old favourites from over a year ago

The Better Jedi (http://www.thefret.net/showthread.php?t=208)

To let you in on the joke, Tone's Avatar at the time was the one that's nicely hanging from the end of Yoda's lightsaber.

I'm watching Star Wars Episode III right now and Mace just kicked Palpatine in the face! He could have easily killed the chancellor with that purple lightsabre of his. He was the better Jedi at that moment! :D