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warren0728
February 14th, 2007, 06:39 AM
Hearing On 'Warming Of Planet' Canceled Because Of Ice Storm
ww :D
oldguy
February 14th, 2007, 07:27 AM
"Man Arrested For Trying To Cross Rabbits With Lollipops"
Police- "We don't need a sucker born every minute." :confused: :eek:
Okay, I made mine up.:rolleyes:
Spudman
February 14th, 2007, 08:09 AM
"Man Arrested For Trying To Cross Rabbits With Lollipops"
Police- "We don't need a sucker born every minute." :confused: :eek:
Okay, I made mine up.:rolleyes:
That would have to hurt. Where would the stick go?:eek:
Jimi75
February 14th, 2007, 11:42 AM
"Accident with dead poeple"
Those poor dead people, not that they are already dead but they get in an accident, too :-)
DaveO
February 14th, 2007, 05:12 PM
Not a headline but heard on a travel channel show about Hawaii.
"If you go to the volcano, it is easier to see the lava after dark. Especially after the sun goes down."
I had to think about that for just a minute or so.
Algonquin
October 21st, 2007, 07:25 AM
Canada’s worst air disaster:
Canada’s worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Newfoundland.
Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
t_ross33
October 21st, 2007, 05:25 PM
"Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge"
or...
"Panda Mating Fails - Veterinarian Takes Over"
or...
"Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say"
:rotflmao:
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