If you are down - this will pick you up

[Spudman]

If you think you are having a bad day/week/month etc. just read some of these. There are plenty to keep you amused.:D

http://www.dumbthings.com/

[SuperSwede]

Lol.. thanks Spud!

[Tone2TheBone]

"The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale."

LMAO

[Spudman]

Uh oh!

From The Guardian concerning a sign seen in a Police canteen in Christchurch, New Zealand:
Will the person who took a slice of cake from the Commissioner's Office return it immediately. It is needed as evidence in a poisoning case.'

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From The Daily Telegraph in a piece headed Brussels Pays 200,000 Pounds to Save Prostitutes":
"... the money will not be going directly into the prostitutes' pocket, but will be used to encourage them to lead a better life. We will be training them for new positions in hotels."

lol

[SuperSwede]

I really liked this one..

"In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he came down eight hours short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been cut off"

[Spudman]

I really liked this one..

"In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he came down eight hours short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been cut off"

Makes your own life seem like a lucky walk in the park, huh?

[duhvoodooman]

Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

Gee, maybe we really can win the war over there! :eek: ;) :D

[Spudman]

You gotta watch this. Merry Christmas.:)

http://xmas.daileyads.com/