Shiner - Carpenters News

[Kazz]

Carpenters House (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PEOPLE_CARPENTERS?SITE=INEVA&SECTION=US&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT)

[tot_Ou_tard]

Is there a muskrat family living out back?

...with a boatload of pups n' grandpups?

You know what Sammy was like ;).

[luvmyshiner]

Ahhhh sweet Karen. That house should be turned into a sanctuary Kazz. We could all make an annual pilgrimage eh?:master:

[strumsalot]

Ahhhh sweet Karen. That house should be turned into a sanctuary Kazz. We could all make an annual pilgrimage eh?:master:
Shiner, my sister lives in Downey. I can get her to keep us updated.:D

[luvmyshiner]

Great idea Chad! Tell her we'll be expecting daily updates until this horrific attempt to destroy a national treasure is resolved.:reallymad:

[just strum]

Great idea Chad! Tell her we'll be expecting daily updates until this horrific attempt to destroy a national treasure is resolved.:reallymad:

Your mind at times works in strange ways.;)

[Spudman]

The thing I've never understood is why birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Why is that?:confused:

[strumsalot]

The thing I've never understood is why birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Why is that?:confused:
:rotflmao:

[just strum]

The thing I've never understood is why birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Why is that?:confused:

Ditto for you too

"Your mind at times works in strange ways.":rolleyes:

[luvmyshiner]

Well Spud, that's cause just like me, they long to be . . . wait a minute, that's a little creepy!:messedup:

[Spudman]

Well Spud, that's cause just like me, they long to be . . . wait a minute, that's a little creepy!:messedup:

That's OK. It's not like you are going to make Michael Jackson jealous or anything.;)

[sunvalleylaw]

Strangely enough, Carpenters music smote me when I was around 6 to 8 or so. I had a crush on Karen. And Agent 99. Even more strangely, I just admitted that publicly! :rolleyes: :rotflmao:

[marnold]

Strangely enough, Carpenters music smote me when I was around 6 to 8 or so. I had a crush on Karen. And Agent 99. Even more strangely, I just admitted that publicly! :rolleyes: :rotflmao:
Nothing wrong with having a thing for Agent 99. It wasn't too hard for me to think that instead of saying, "Oh, Max" she was saying, "Oh, Matt."

[just strum]

Strangely enough, Carpenters music smote me when I was around 6 to 8 or so. I had a crush on Karen. And Agent 99. Even more strangely, I just admitted that publicly! :rolleyes: :rotflmao:

I thought Shiner was in a one member club, but apparently there are more of you out there.

[luvmyshiner]

I thought Shiner was in a one member club, but apparently there are more of you out there.

Better watch out Strum. We're growing stronger every day! It's just a matter of time before we begin to infiltrate the power structure and implement our master plan to dominate the world with all things Karen!:rotflmao:

[Cal]

It's just a matter of time before we begin to infiltrate the power structure and implement our master plan to dominate the world with all things Karen!:rotflmao:Yup, love the gal. :master:

[just strum]

Yup, love the gal. :master:

Over in the UK too????

Robert, sad to say, but you may have to open up another section here.

[Spudman]

A little Carpenters trivia:

In the 70's Karen Carpenter beat out Neil Peart for the Best Drummer award in Playboy magazine's poll.:eek:

Ya, like I'm going to believe she's a better drummer.:thwap:

[Cal]

Ya, like I'm going to believe she's a better drummer.:thwap:Did you ever HEAR any of Karen's drumming? She was GOOD! :master:

[luvmyshiner]

Ahhhh, see Strum, my second plan comes to fruition (not the plan where I'm married to a rock goddess, that's the first plan and it's coming along nicely). The second plan is the one for total Karen world domination. It began several years ago when I discovered that simply putting fluoride into the public water system made everyone listen to Carpenters music. As you can see, it's progressing nicely.:D :D

[just strum]

I'm starting to think the Davis Koresh thing was just a diversion tactic.

[luvmyshiner]

I'm starting to think the Davis Koresh thing was just a diversion tactic.

I know this will probably be considered in bad taste, but that's never stopped me before.

When the lock down first began out at Camp Koresh, there was a local attorney who was a member of the group whose office was at the compound (he was a Harvard grad . . . try not to think about it . . . who later died in the fire). I had a case against him at the time. The first thing the FBI did was cut all the phone lines. But they didn't realize that he had a fax line so they didn't cut that. Um, I set him for a hearing and faxed him notice.

Yup, I'm definitely going to hell for that one.:eek:

[just strum]

I know this will probably be considered in bad taste, but that's never stopped me before.





You do realize there is a lawyer joke hidden in that sentence?

[luvmyshiner]

You do realize there is a lawyer joke hidden in that sentence?

Lawyers don't taste all that bad . . . if you cook them long enough.:poke:

[Spudman]

So is that how Karen stayed so slim? By drinking Koolaid?

And I'm sorry but she is NOT a better drummer than Neil Peart.:dude:

[Childbride]

Neil Peart is da bomb. :rockon:

for the record, i do not share my husband's love for Karen, may she rest in peace...

or barry manilow...

or... :rotflmao: n/m. i could get into trouble treading these waters. :o

[strumsalot]

or... :rotflmao: n/m. i could get into trouble treading these waters. :o
nah...keep going:bravo: :rotflmao:

[Spudman]

for the record, i do not share my husband's love for Karen, may she rest in peace...

or barry manilow...

or... :rotflmao:

What? He likes Barry? ...and women? That doesn't compute.:thwap:

[Kazz]

warped mofo I tell ya.....Shiner you may single handedly change the way I think about lawyers....and that is a much more difficult plan than simple world domination.

[tot_Ou_tard]

Neil Peart is da bomb. :rockon:

for the record, i do not share my husband's love for Karen, may she rest in peace...

or barry manilow...

or... :rotflmao: n/m. i could get into trouble treading these waters. :o :rotflmao:
You've stepped right over the great Neil Diamond ;)!

as Sir Strumsalot sez: keep going, we'd like to hear the true tale of the twisted wilds of Shiner's musical fantasies.

Makes a great musical, sung nekkid from a tractor :eek:

[luvmyshiner]

Damn, it's a good thing I put CB to bed early last night. There's no telling what other nasty little secrets she might have divulged.:D


What? He likes Barry? ...and women? That doesn't compute.:thwap:

I know Spud, it confuses me too.:messedup:

[Childbride]

well, let's just say that i didn't come to the marriage with a single madonna cd. :rotflmao:

and honey, before you try to bust me on that Abba thing, i am going on the record saying that i made a mistake on one of those 'buy one get ten free things'... i thought i was ordering Anthrax... ;) :rockon:

[Spudman]

i am going on the record saying that i made a mistake on one of those 'buy one get ten free things'... i thought i was ordering Anthrax... ;) :rockon:

Sweet!:rockon: :dude: :rockon: Lets see Karen keep up with them.

[piebaldpython]

The ABBA thing isn't nearly as bad as The Carpenters or Barry. THAT is some serious "fence walkin" that Shiner's doing and by the sounds of it, he's bruised himself many a time by trippin' and falling splat on his face. :dude:
My wife likes ABBA and I got dragged along to see the musical MAMA MIA. lolol I suffered mightily but consoled myself by looking at the audience. 1500 women, maybe 10 guys tops and 90% of the women were "dressed to impress", which up North, means their outfits where molded, slit, cut to put it all out there on display. Well, I ain't blind, so I looked a time or two. :rotflmao:

[luvmyshiner]

well, let's just say that i didn't come to the marriage with a single madonna cd. :rotflmao:


Oh man, looks like I've been "outed" again.:thwap:

Honestly honey, do you really want me to go through the CD collection and tell them what you brought to the marriage?????:nono:

[just strum]

Oh man, looks like I've been "outed" again.:thwap:

Honestly honey, do you really want me to go through the CD collection and tell them what you brought to the marriage?????:nono:

Shiner, Let's see we have Karen, Madonna, Agent 99. I'm starting to believe that you really have had CB drunk since the wedding day. And when the booze wears off you just hand her a new guitar until you can run out to get another bottle.

[Childbride]

Oh man, looks like I've been "outed" again.:thwap:

Honestly honey, do you really want me to go through the CD collection and tell them what you brought to the marriage?????:nono:


one of the first things i learned as a lawyer was the jury/judge will think better of you if you just lay the bad parts of your case right out in the open instead of hiding them.

honesty leads to credibility. or something.

so i'll tell on myself. :D

started out as a child of the 80's, listened to metal all the way. got into college, and somehow, b/c i loved to dance so much, got into an alternative/goth phase that lead to some eclectic and questionable musical selections that he could bust me wide open on. [but i still love robert smith/the cure... disintegration tour 2008, sign me up]

moved to austin, whole SRV/setzer/rockabillly thing going on. listened to everything live i could.

got back into rock again, white zombie, ozzfest, the whole flannel grunge thing.

then i hit 30 and listened to a little of everything, if i liked it, i listened to it more than once. :dude:

that's my confessional. ;) :beer:

[luvmyshiner]

then i hit 30 and listened to a little of everything, if i liked it, i listened to it more than once. :dude:

that's my confessional. ;) :beer:

What was Charlotte Church?:thwap:

Um . . . . I love you????:master::D

[Childbride]

yes, honey, along with:

erasure
morrissey
butthole surfers [i've actually drank beer with gibby hanes... interesting dude]
skinny puppy
depeche mode
when in rome
later albums of duran duran

ok, i've busted myself enough. i've got more on you, dear... ;)

but enough for tonight. :)

[Spudman]

later albums of duran duran



Astronaut is one of my guilty pleasures.

[Donny]

OK, I had to come in and say hi, since this seems to be a very recently used post. Hi old friends, I made it finally, have a shiner on me, :beer: I posted in the "Washburn" thread about 12 string guitars, then realized it had last been post to in November lol. Anyway, I'm here and hope to join my good pals from Washburn and make some new friends too :bravo:

[luvmyshiner]

Hey Donny! Glad to see you made the trip. I think you'll like it over here. Lots of good people who really know their stuff.

[just strum]

Donny,

Just a heads-up - As you can see Shiner is discussing Karen and yes, he has posted the neked tractor guy.

CB does her best to keep him in line, but there is only so much we can ask of her.

[Childbride]

Donny,

Just a heads-up - As you can see Shiner is discussing Karen and yes, he has posted the neked tractor guy.

CB does her best to keep him in line, but there is only so much we can ask of her.

[snicker] :D

[Spudman]

[snicker] :D

Too bad Karen didn't have a few more of those. :D

[Childbride]

Too bad Karen didn't have a few more of those. :D
:rotflmao:

[warren0728]

[snicker]

Too bad Karen didn't have a few more of those. :D
now that's funny....i don't care who you are! :bravo: :rotflmao:

ww

[just strum]

Too bad Karen didn't have a few more of those. :D

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/auroraohio/homer-doh.jpg

[strumsalot]

Too bad Karen didn't have a few more of those. :D
Ouch!:rotflmao:

[luvmyshiner]

Oh man! Looks like y'all were busy last night.:rotflmao:

Come on Spud, you've gotta respect someone who went to that much trouble to be buried in a pleated skirt . . . (I know, it's the only Joan Rivers joke I ever laughed at).:D

[Cal]

I'm so glad I got here (thefret.net); that great old just strum/luvmyshiner repartee that I, and I'm sure many more (at WGF), have been missing makes me feel really at home again.

Thanks guys! :AOK:
(And don't ever consider growing up. :pancake: )

I don't know if pancakes are appropriate here... can someone enlighten me?

[luvmyshiner]

And don't ever consider growing up. :pancake:


Can't do that Cal. If I grew up I'd have to give up breastfeeding.:eek:

[warren0728]

Can't do that Cal. If I grew up I'd have to give up breastfeeding.:eek:
now that's funny....i don't care who you are! :bravo: :rotflmao:

ww

[just strum]

(And don't ever consider growing up. :pancake: )



I plan on being immature all the way to the grave.

[Donny]

It only took one pleat to cover both her legs. OK bad taste, I liked Karen and the OTHER Carpenter when I was in my teens. They really NAILED some songs, but I got BOARD with others :deadhorse:

[Spudman]

This is how it's done...correctly.
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