luvmyshiner
May 8th, 2008, 05:57 PM
Check it out. I'm getting personal messages from Nigerian Senators now.:rockon:
"THE PRESIDENCYOFFICE OF SENATOR DAVID MARK
SENATE PRESIDENTFEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
THE PRESIDENCYOFFICE OF SENATOR DAVID MARK
SENATE PRESIDENTFEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
FROM THE DESK OFSENATOR DAVID MARKSENATE PRESIDENT, FOREIGN PAYMENT SETTLEMENT BOARD HOUSE OF SENATE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA PHONE/FAX: +234-8056134785DIRECT MOBILE : +2348033386165FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA RE: YOUR DELAYED CONTRACT PAYMENT. Firstly, I want to assure you that I can guarantee the immediate payment of your contract sum to you without further delays. In a brief introduction, I am Senator David Mark, the senate president and the International contract payment supervisor with the Federal Government of Nigeria attached with the (EUROPEAN UNION AUTOMATED CLEARING ADMINISTRATORS). My office is vested with the sole duty of verifying and approving/ monitoring every international inheritance/contract payment transactions coming out of Nigeria . And presently your payment file has been referred to my desk for final ratification and recommendation from the office of the Nigerian Presidency, for payment to your nominated account. This is in line with our constitutional payment policies. However, I write you personally outside my official capacity to inform you on my findings concerning the delay in the payment of your salary for the contract here in Nigeria. Based on my proper review of your payment file, I am aware of several reasons behind the delay in your Payment and also your Job here in Nigeria, which has probably cost you a lot of money. I want you to know that I will assist you to redeem your due payment without further delays. NOTE THAT ALL CHARGES WILL BE DEDUCTED FROM THE PRINCIPAL SUM; YOU WILL ONLY BE REQUIRED TO SECURE A DEDUCTION CERTIFICATE FROM THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA BEFORE THE TRANSFER WILL BE MADE. I will assist you and at the same time, I will request that you reconfirm to this office immediately with your particulars for further clarifications of the informations i have here on my desk.You are hereby requested to call me on the above number immediately you receive this message. You are also requested to send your full contact informations.(Tel and Fax) and also your address for proper confirmation.
Regards
Senator David Mark
Senate President."
Funny though . . . I don't remember doing any work in Nigeria.:confused: Maybe I had a few too many of these: :beer: :beer:
"THE PRESIDENCYOFFICE OF SENATOR DAVID MARK
SENATE PRESIDENTFEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
THE PRESIDENCYOFFICE OF SENATOR DAVID MARK
SENATE PRESIDENTFEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
FROM THE DESK OFSENATOR DAVID MARKSENATE PRESIDENT, FOREIGN PAYMENT SETTLEMENT BOARD HOUSE OF SENATE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA PHONE/FAX: +234-8056134785DIRECT MOBILE : +2348033386165FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA RE: YOUR DELAYED CONTRACT PAYMENT. Firstly, I want to assure you that I can guarantee the immediate payment of your contract sum to you without further delays. In a brief introduction, I am Senator David Mark, the senate president and the International contract payment supervisor with the Federal Government of Nigeria attached with the (EUROPEAN UNION AUTOMATED CLEARING ADMINISTRATORS). My office is vested with the sole duty of verifying and approving/ monitoring every international inheritance/contract payment transactions coming out of Nigeria . And presently your payment file has been referred to my desk for final ratification and recommendation from the office of the Nigerian Presidency, for payment to your nominated account. This is in line with our constitutional payment policies. However, I write you personally outside my official capacity to inform you on my findings concerning the delay in the payment of your salary for the contract here in Nigeria. Based on my proper review of your payment file, I am aware of several reasons behind the delay in your Payment and also your Job here in Nigeria, which has probably cost you a lot of money. I want you to know that I will assist you to redeem your due payment without further delays. NOTE THAT ALL CHARGES WILL BE DEDUCTED FROM THE PRINCIPAL SUM; YOU WILL ONLY BE REQUIRED TO SECURE A DEDUCTION CERTIFICATE FROM THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA BEFORE THE TRANSFER WILL BE MADE. I will assist you and at the same time, I will request that you reconfirm to this office immediately with your particulars for further clarifications of the informations i have here on my desk.You are hereby requested to call me on the above number immediately you receive this message. You are also requested to send your full contact informations.(Tel and Fax) and also your address for proper confirmation.
Regards
Senator David Mark
Senate President."
Funny though . . . I don't remember doing any work in Nigeria.:confused: Maybe I had a few too many of these: :beer: :beer: