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PAPPY
May 19th, 2008, 12:52 PM
I went to the woods and got it

I sat myself down to look for it

I brought it home because I couldn't find it.


What is it??

Spudman
May 19th, 2008, 01:22 PM
Reading Mother Goose again? :)

Rockette
May 19th, 2008, 01:31 PM
A splinter.

Tim
May 19th, 2008, 03:57 PM
Peace of mind!

just strum
May 19th, 2008, 04:00 PM
The Meaning of Life

warren0728
May 19th, 2008, 04:01 PM
The Meaning of Life
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Katastrophe
May 19th, 2008, 07:48 PM
I went to the woods and got it

I sat myself down to look for it

I brought it home because I couldn't find it.


What is it??


Poison Ivy???:confused:

Spudman
May 19th, 2008, 07:49 PM
It has already been stated. Anyone got another riddle?

Tim
May 21st, 2008, 06:23 AM
What can run but never walks,
Has a mouth but never talks,
Has a head but never weeps,
Has a bed but never sleeps?

Katastrophe
May 21st, 2008, 06:30 AM
a river

Spudman
May 21st, 2008, 07:26 AM
What's green and red and goes 50 miles per hour?

Robert
May 21st, 2008, 07:30 AM
What's green and red and goes 50 miles per hour?

Spudman, on his bike going down a hill, wearing a Santa hat and a St. Patrick's Day shirt! :D

luvmyshiner
May 21st, 2008, 07:57 AM
What's green and red and goes 50 miles per hour?

A frog in a blender?

marnold
May 21st, 2008, 08:04 AM
What's purple and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?

warren0728
May 21st, 2008, 09:27 AM
What's green and red and goes 50 miles per hour?


Spudman, on his bike going down a hill, wearing a Santa hat and a St. Patrick's Day shirt! :D
now that's funny....i don't care who you are :beer:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

ww

Spudman
May 21st, 2008, 12:45 PM
What's green and red and goes 50 miles per hour?

Shiner got it...but Robert....you weren't even close.:D

Spudman
May 21st, 2008, 12:46 PM
What's purple and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?

Is this something about Barney? If it is you do realize that half of the forum is going to take it personally don't you?

duhvoodooman
May 21st, 2008, 12:58 PM
What's purple and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?
Spudman's avatar guitar during a Pete Townshend wannabe attack?

Robert
May 21st, 2008, 01:13 PM
Shiner got it...but Robert....you weren't even close.:D

I see. You only go 40 miles per hour down the hill?

I'm with DVM about that Townshend avatar slam! :AOK:

warren0728
May 21st, 2008, 01:24 PM
Spudman's avatar guitar during a Pete Townshend wannabe attack?
we have a winner.... :bravo:

ww

Spudman
May 21st, 2008, 01:53 PM
OK smarties...what's green on the inside - white on the outside and hops?

warren0728
May 21st, 2008, 02:34 PM
OK smarties...what's green on the inside - white on the outside and hops?
http://www.thefret.net/imagehosting/74813aef704163.jpg
sorry robert...couldn't resist! :rotflmao:

for some reason when i read the riddle this image popped in my head!! :D :beer:

ww

duhvoodooman
May 21st, 2008, 02:52 PM
OK smarties...what's green on the inside - white on the outside and hops?
Easy--a frog sandwich.

What do you throw out when you need it and take back when you don't?

thearabianmage
May 21st, 2008, 03:17 PM
You are walking through a forest when all of a sudden the road forks. There are two men, each guarding their own road. You tell them you need to find your way to town.

'We know the way,' they reply, 'but you may only ask one of us a single question. One of us always lies, and one of us always tells the truth. But we will not tell you which is which.'

How do you find your way to town?

good luck

warren0728
May 21st, 2008, 03:30 PM
You are walking through a forest when all of a sudden the road forks. There are two men, each guarding their own road. You tell them you need to find your way to town.

'We know the way,' they reply, 'but you may only ask one of us a single question. One of us always lies, and one of us always tells the truth. But we will not tell you which is which.'

How do you find your way to town?

good luck
gps... :D

duhvoodooman
May 21st, 2008, 03:39 PM
You are walking through a forest when all of a sudden the road forks. There are two men, each guarding their own road. You tell them you need to find your way to town.

'We know the way,' they reply, 'but you may only ask one of us a single question. One of us always lies, and one of us always tells the truth. But we will not tell you which is which.'

How do you find your way to town?

good luck
Ask either man "Which way would the other man tell me is the way to town?". Then go the opposite way he points.

Spudman
May 21st, 2008, 03:49 PM
Easy--a frog sandwich.

What do you throw out when you need it and take back when you don't?

I figure I have to make them easy...for the other guys not you.:D


Yours is tough. Anyone know this?

Robert
May 21st, 2008, 03:56 PM
Easy--a frog sandwich.

What do you throw out when you need it and take back when you don't?

A pedal board out of your backpack?

Warren, no more pancakes for you. :nono:

Epiphone
May 21st, 2008, 03:57 PM
I think its a splinter?

Spudman
May 21st, 2008, 05:09 PM
I think its a splinter?

That one has already been done. We are now working on:
"What do you throw out when you need it and take back when you don't?"

warren0728
May 21st, 2008, 05:45 PM
Warren, no more pancakes for you. :nono:
sorry man....i couldn't resist.... :poke:

i'll have to send another payment to ya for thefret.net expenses tonight for that one!! :AOK:

ww

thearabianmage
May 21st, 2008, 05:51 PM
A fishing lure? A boomerang? A trap? An anchor?

thearabianmage
May 21st, 2008, 05:53 PM
It's got to be an anchor!

duhvoodooman
May 21st, 2008, 07:22 PM
Anchor is correct. :AOK:

thearabianmage
May 21st, 2008, 07:32 PM
Anchor is correct. :AOK:

WOO!:rockon: :beavisnbutthead:

Here's another one:

Where you find a giant snail? (this one is totally shyt)

pes_laul
May 21st, 2008, 07:43 PM
42
I love that book:AOK:

warren0728
May 21st, 2008, 07:47 PM
yeah the tv series was done well too! glad someone picked up on it.... :bravo:

ww

marnold
May 21st, 2008, 07:52 PM
Actually, "What's purple and goes slam, slam, slam, slam" is one of my Dad's favorite jokes. The answer?

A four-door grape

Don't ask me why but I still giggle at that. Maybe it's because I'm picturing my Dad cackling about it.

thearabianmage
May 21st, 2008, 07:52 PM
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!!!!!

WOOOO!!!

Was there ever a more pointless, but absolutely brilliant book? I think not!

If it is of any interest to anyone, I went to school with the niece of the man who played Arthur Dent in the film. He's a well-known British actor. But his niece is a ***** waste of space who sucks on the violin. Oh well.

oldguy
May 25th, 2008, 01:03 PM
Where you find a giant snail? (this one is totally shyt)

Next to the giant's hammer?

What's black and white and red (read) all over?


What's black and white and black and white and black and blue and white and black and blue and white and black and blue and white and .......??????

duhvoodooman
May 25th, 2008, 01:29 PM
What's black and white and black and white and black and blue and white and black and blue and white and black and blue and white and .......??????
A nun falling down the convent stairs?

Spudman
May 25th, 2008, 11:05 PM
What is black and white and red all over and wont fit through a doorway?