I'd really like to respond to this ad

[stingx]

...but Ihave no way of knowing if I am righteous enough for the gig.

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/muc/938825550.html

Anyone know a quick way to gauge one's righteousness?

[Katastrophe]

Dude, you exude righteosity from every pore. You might be too righteous.

[stingx]

Dude, you exude righteosity from every pore. You might be too righteous.

Thank you, sir. I am thinking I might need a man of the cloth to do the righteous math.

[sumitomo]

Give em' a ring and find out,You wont know till ya try.Sumi:D

[stingx]

Give em' a ring and find out,You wont know till ya try.Sumi:D

I got to tell ya, I'm a little scared to give these dudes a ring.

[bigoldron]

Thank you, sir. I am thinking I might need a man of the cloth to do the righteous math.

That's what we've got Reverend Rawk for! Marnold, where are you??? :D

[luvmyshiner]

(Shiner consults his "righteousness" gage) . . . dude, you're only at about a 7.3 . . . and since they use the word "righteous" or some variation thereof twice, I'm thinkin' they're looking for at least an 8.7 or higher. I'd pass.

Remember, there's no shame in failing to try . . . only in trying and failing.:D

[Spudman]

I got to tell ya, I'm a little scared to give these dudes a ring.

Whether you get the gig or not, after you ring them up they'll be knocking on your door giving you a copy of The Watchtower. Call from someone else's phone.;)

[peachhead]

I was thinking that if THEY were righteous enough, they would already have your number. :master:

[Ch0jin]

I'm a bit lost.

Does the advertiser actually mean 'righteous' to be 'strongly religious' ?
My first read was they were 12 year old Cali surfers haha.

"We need some totally righteous dudes man"

Lucky I didn't call them!

[marnold]

Does the advertiser actually mean 'righteous' to be 'strongly religious' ?
My first read was they were 12 year old Cali surfers haha.

"We need some totally righteous dudes man"
Good call. Sadly my righteousometer is in the shop right now.

Although if you have to ask if you are righteous enough, you probably aren't :)

I'm a clergyman who plays metal--how much more righteous can you get? :D :rockon:

[R_of_G]

I suppose it depends on whether or not they are looking for self-righteousness. If so, just call them up and lecture them from a position of assumed moral superiority.

[sumitomo]

Whether you get the gig or not, after you ring them up they'll be knocking on your door giving you a copy of The Watchtower. Call from someone else's phone.;)

Hopefully All Along the Watchtower! Sumi:D

[duhvoodooman]

I was thinking that if THEY were righteous enough, they would already have your number. :master:
Now, that's funny, I don't care who you are.... :rotflmao:

[bigoldron]

Good call. Sadly my righteousometer is in the shop right now.

Although if you have to ask if you are righteous enough, you probably aren't :)

I'm a clergyman who plays metal--how much more righteous can you get? :D :rockon:


Yeah, but a truly righteous man is a humble spirit and would defer from claiming "enough righteousness" to qualify for this gig. So, I guess that unless you're walking on water and healing the sick, you'd probably have to ask. Unless of course you've got a boldness of spirit that permeates even the very air you breath. THEN, you can probably claim enough righteousness to jam with these dudes. :rockon:

Metal indeed. A truly righteous man would be playing something more along the lines of Hendrix or Clapton or even the Rev. Billy G! :AOK:

[Algonquin]

'1 Amazing Drummer and 1 outstanding 7 string guitarist/bassist with very spectacular melodys'

I have to say I find the self assessment a little bit odd :confused: