Try the Dialectizer

[Robert]

Go to http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

I put in the forum home page, and it said in (true?) Redneck utterings:


Yo've come t'a friendly git-fiddle an' bass fo'um, dawgone it. We reckon yo' will like it hyar.

Fust step is t' register so yo' kin participate in th' talks. Eff'n this hyar is yer fust visit, be sho'nuff t'check out th' FAQ.

To start viewin' messages, seleck th' fo'um thet yer hankerin' t'viset fum th' seleckshun below.

Enjoy yer stay, an' doesn't be afraid t'post! Fry mah hide! A great way t'start is t'post an intryduckshun in th' Fret Players fo'um, dawgone it. It's th' bess way t'intrydooce yo'seff t'th' ress of th' gang, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells!

Thanks Markb for the tip about this tool!

By the way, in Swedish Chef language, that becomes:

Yuoo'fe-a cume-a tu a freeendly gooeeter und bess furoom. Ve-a theenk yuoo veell leeke-a it here-a.

Furst step is tu regeester su yuoo cun perteecipete-a in zee telks. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Iff thees is yuoor furst feesit, be-a soore-a tu check oooot zee FEQ.

Tu stert feeooing messeges, select zee furoom thet yuoo vunt tu feesit frum zee selecshun beloo.

Injuy yuoor stey, und dun't be-a effreeed tu pust! A greet vey tu stert is tu pust un intrudoocshun in zee Fret Pleyers furoom. It's zee best vey tu intrudooce-a yuoorselff tu zee rest ooff zee gung.

[markb]

And now in Cockney!


Yer've come ter a chinaly spoons and bass forum. We fink yer will like it 'ere.

First step is ter register so yer can participate in the bloomin' talks. If this is yor first visit, be sure ter check out the bloomin' FAQ.

To start viewin' messages, select the forum that yer want ter visit from the selection below.

Enjoy yor stay, and don't be afraid ter post! Honest guv! A great way ter start is ter post an introduction in the bloomin' Fret Players forum. It's the chuffin' Mae West way ter introduce yorself ter the rest of the gang.

Yeah, right!

[Spudman]

How about a linkey poo?

[BluesHowler]

Spudman, here it is http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

[BluesHowler]

Your Text, Dialectized (jive)

You's've mosey on down to some homeyly guitar and bass fo'um. WORD! We dink ya' gots'ta likes it here. Fust step be to regista' so ya' kin participate in de raps. If dis be yo' fust visit, be sho' man t'check out da damn FAQ. To start viewin' messages, select da damn fo'um dat ya' wanna visit fum de selecshun below, so cut me some slack, Jack. Enjoy yo' stay, and duzn't be afraid t'post! Right on! A great way t'start be to post an introducshun in de Fret Players fo'um. WORD! It's de best way t'introduce yo'self t'de rest uh de gang. What it is, Mama!