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I thought this one up.

What do you call a domesticated Buick?

A carpet. :dance

This guy decided he wants an unusual pet so he went to a pet store and after looking around bought a centipede. He decided to name him Clyde.

When they got home the guy went about setting up a pad...

Heh, the last two lines got me. :dude

But seriously man. :AOK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGY6-batEio

Heh, that's a good one. :)

Heh, good one. :rotflmao:

That last one got me. :rotflmao:

Two dolts were out hunting and got lost in the woods. As they wandered they came upon the tracks.

Clem: Look! Deer tracks!
Slim: No they're not. They're bear tracks.
Clem: No stupid, they're...

I was walking down the street when a hobo approached me and said, "I hadn't had a bite in three days? Can you help me?"

So I bit him. :)

What's blue and eats brownies?


A person choking to death on one.


ya thought I was gonna say cub scout didn't ya? :)