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It's a proven fact that women can only drive 68 miles per hour,cause when they hit 69 they flip over and blow a rod!! Sumi:D

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful.She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.When the milkman read the note,he felt there must be a mistake.He thought she...

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Hey Robert now This could cause a brown out!

Coyote Population


The Alberta Government and the Alberta Forest service were presenting an alternative to Alberta ranchers for controlling the coyote population.It seems that after years of the...

You know I can't remember? Sumi:D:D Really though there is very little water in that region and with the heat the fruit ferments right on the tree.

Found an old vid of a party I went to once!kDIgoHVjvSA:happy Sumi:D

I think you guys are mixed up,you mean Prineville!Sheep run and hide there,I've never seen a sheep in Prineville,but everyone looks like your sister? Sumi:D

A few minutes before church services started,the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly,Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for...

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first-class section of an airplane.The woman sneezed,took out a tissue,gently wiped her nose,then visbly shuddered for fifteen seconds.
The...

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit,so he asks the biker his name.
'Ron'he says
'Ron what?' the office asks.

'Just Ron,the man responds.

The officer is in a...

Just My Luck!

After being in prison for 15 years a man excapes.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns,but finds a young couple in bed.He orders the man out of bed and ties him to a...

Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs "give me your money," he demanded.Indigant,the affluent man replied,"you can't do...

An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man,put it in another,and have him looking for work in 6 weeks." A british doctor says: "Thats...

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their...

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day.All the patients were shouting,13.....13.....13...'

The fence was too high to see over,but I saw a little gap in the planks,so I looked through...

Monastery Life

A young monk arrives at the monastery.He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices,however,that all of the monks...

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of Kentucky.
After spending a...

I got some new deodorant and the instructions said,"REMOVE CAP AND PUSH UP BOTTOM"

I can barely walk but when I fart it smells amazing! Sumi:D

A man was sunbathing naked on the beach.For the sake of civility,and to keep from getting sunburned,he had his hat over his private parts.
A women walks past and says,snickering,"If you were a...

My wife and I were watching "Who wants to be a millionaire"while we were in bed.I turned to her and said,"Do you want to have sex?"
"No,"she answered.
I then said,"Is that your final answer?"
She...

A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis to socialize and play games.The lady of the house was to prepare the meal.
When it came time...

Bob was leaving the early morning worship service one Sunday morning,when his friend Sam noticed that his friend Bob had a black eye.Sam asked Bob how he got the shiner.Bob told Sam,You know,when we...

I don't know if this is really funny cause it's true. Back in the 1880's California became a state.The people had no electricity,the state had ne money,Almost everyone spoke Spanish,there were...

The Pentagon announced Monday the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given...