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Is that supposed to be funny? :D :rollover

metronome: a city-dwelling dwarf.

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang Answering, he heard his wife's voice
urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner...

Got it Sumi! Thanks! :D

Spud, that was awesome! :D :D :D

Here's 2 short ones:

Teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
Johnny: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead...

How does a Lead Guitarist change a lightbulb?
He holds it and the world revolves around him.

What's the difference between a Lead Guitarist and the PLO?
You can negotiate with the PLO.

Why...

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Here's another good comic strip...

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Sounds like sumi needed an extra lifeline there... hehe

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock...

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
...

Us Swedes love Norwegian jokes! :D
We'd do anything to poke fun at those neighbours of ours.

Ole the Norwegian wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman said. ‘Without using numbers, represent the number...

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,

"Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."

The next day the 70 year...

What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?
He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the
window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are...

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them...

Haha, the genie had a hearing problem?

Have you heard the joke about the two dyslexics who walked into a bra... :rotflmao: