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  1. July 13th, 2006, 01:57 AM #1
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    Default Let there be light

    How many luthiers does it take to change a light bulb?

    - Only one, but it will take 6 months and cost 500 USD




    Also, what is the difference between a symphonic orchestra and a bull ?

    - The bull has the horns up front and the a$$hole in the back!
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  2. July 13th, 2006, 08:03 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperSwede
    Also, what is the difference between a symphonic orchestra and a bull ?

    - The bull has the horns up front and the a$$hole in the back!
    LMAO!! Thanks for that one SS. Nice way to start the morning.

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    A conductor is an a$$hole? I don't get it.

    LMAO I don't!?
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    HAHAHAHAhahahaHAHAHA pretty good!!
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    Tone, have you ever been playing under the divine direction of a conductor? If you had you would know!


    Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: None, there's a machine to do that now.
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    Q: How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: Six. One to screw it in, and five to brag that they could have done it much better.
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    How many musician jokes are there?
    Only one--all the rest are true!

    Two men were at a bar and one said, "Hey, I had my IQ checked and it was 175." The other responded, "That's a coincidence so is mine, what do you do for a living?" "I'm a physicist." Was the reply. Again came "that's a coincidence so am I."
    This was overheard at a nearby table and these two compared IQ's at 160 and were surprised that they were both brain surgeons.
    At another nearby table one man despondently said to the other "Did you hear that? I had my IQ checked and it was only 52." The other said, rather enthusiastically, "That's a coincidence. So is mine. What instrument do you play????"

    Q: What would a musician do if they won a million dollars?
    A: Continue to play gigs until it ran out.

    A little boy tells his mommy, "I want to be a musician when I grow up!"
    His mother replies, "But honey, you know you can't do both."

    There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician. The other didn't have any money either.
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    How do you make a small fortune in music?


    Start with a large one.
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    I guess this is a joke thread? THen I have a few =D


    Q - How do you confuse a bassist?
    A - Put one of his strings out of tune, but don't tell him which one

    Q. What's the difference between a bass player and a toilet?
    A. A toilet only has to take crap from one *** hole at a time.
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    *bump*

    we need more musician jokes!
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    What did the drummer get on the IQ test?...
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    Drool!
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