I played in a shoe store last week. Not weird maybe, but unusual.

I also played a gig in a biker bar, where a heavily intoxicated biker chick fell over the stage and my mike stand, which in turn fell over and made a big dent in my guitar neck (it was my crappiest guitar). She wouldn't move either. There I was, trapped by the mic stand slammed into my guitar, and nowhere to move to. I had to wait until she got the urge to get up.