I'd love to give y'all a great story about how I got in a bar fight defending CB's honor or something. Truth is, we have an antique coffee table that needed some work on the legs. It was my project for today. I turned it upside down, and was trying to straighten a leg so I could reglue it, when it broke off. It took a quarter inch gash out of my lip.: It doesn't hurt much, but I'm not looking forward to explaining how this happened for a week.