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  1. February 14th, 2009, 05:50 PM #1
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    I'd love to give y'all a great story about how I got in a bar fight defending CB's honor or something. Truth is, we have an antique coffee table that needed some work on the legs. It was my project for today. I turned it upside down, and was trying to straighten a leg so I could reglue it, when it broke off. It took a quarter inch gash out of my lip.: It doesn't hurt much, but I'm not looking forward to explaining how this happened for a week.

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  2. February 14th, 2009, 05:54 PM #2
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    The appropriate phrase here is "you should see the other guy"

    Of course when the other guy's a coffee table...
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    Quote Originally Posted by markb
    The appropriate phrase here is "you should see the other guy"

    Of course when the other guy's a coffee table...
    or "I told her I wasn't going to wash the dishes"
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    Nice, clear photo.........what kind of camera do you have?











    (Ouch! If I were you, I'd have a beer and forget about the table for now.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by just strum
    or "I told her I wasn't going to wash the dishes"
    That's closer to the truth! She's still upset with me over my post in the "other" thread.

    Thanks Oldguy, it's an old Olympus Camedia C-3000 zoom set on macro. I've had it about 10 years, and I really need to get a new one. The software has never worked very well, and it's proprietary which prevents me from using the standard Microsoft drivers. But I paid way too much for it so I'm reluctant to let it go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by luvmyshiner
    It doesn't hurt much, but I'm not looking forward to explaining how this happened for a week.
    Might I suggest ... "my attorney advised me not to answer that question"?
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    Shiner, I have to say, you post the ugliest pics on the Fret! : I couldn't find the pics from that one night when you stuck your tuners up your nose, but you know what I mean!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunvalleylaw
    Shiner, I have to say, you post the ugliest pics on the Fret! : I couldn't find the pics from that one night when you stuck your tuners up your nose, but you know what I mean!
    Part of my photobucket "Shiner Collection"

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    I can always count on Strummy to remind me of the stupid things I've done after many drinks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by luvmyshiner
    I can always count on Strummy to remind me of the stupid things I've done after many drinks.
    I'm here for ya.
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    he was stone cold sober when he attacked the table.

    but these pics make me wonder why he never shaves before he does stunts like this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Childbride
    he was stone cold sober when he attacked the table.

    but these pics make me wonder why he never shaves before he does stunts like this...
    It's a weekend thing. All of us big strappin lads don't shave on weekends.
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    Didn't the table get upset? It might poke you in the back, late one evening, when you least expect it... so you better have your camera ready at all times!
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    Quote Originally Posted by just strum
    It's a weekend thing. All of us big strappin lads don't shave on weekends.
    I keep telling her, it's a rule of the brotherhood, we don't have to shave if we're not going to work.

    Good point, Robert, I'll keep my eyes open for a pissed off table missing a leg who is looking for revenge (I think I have my reoccurring nightmare material for the next month now ).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Childbride
    he was stone cold sober when he attacked the table.

    but these pics make me wonder why he never shaves before he does stunts like this...
    The problem is, no matter how many times we shave, it just keeps growing back. I'm about ready to quit this shaving thing!! :
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    Quote Originally Posted by TS808
    The problem is, no matter how many times we shave, it just keeps growing back. I'm about ready to quit this shaving thing!! :

    Me too

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    heck...I don't even shave on Friday's.....


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    Heck Shiner they have some stuff that would fix that right up,its called Sangre de Drago.Its some sap from a tree it has worked for my bug bites and that direa stuff I drank it about 6,7 drops in water and it worked.Sumi
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    Quote Originally Posted by sumitomo
    Heck Shiner they have some stuff that would fix that right up,its called Sangre de Drago.
    Hmmmm, think I can pick that up at the Walgreens Sumi?
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