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Note to self - be careful when cutting dried up bagels...
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  1. June 1st, 2009, 12:09 PM #1
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    Default Note to self - be careful when cutting dried up bagels...

    Of course, the old bagel was hard as a rock, so the knife slid off and cut me fretting finga!

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    Dude, that is so OUCH! Bummer. I only eat my bagels whole anymore just so that I don't do that. Unfortunately I do cut up a lot of veggies for stir fry so I'm not completely out of harms way.

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    Well, stupid gets what stupid deserves in this case... I shoulda known betta.
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    stick a bandage round it and try and play...worked for me when i sliced my first 2 fingers on a coping saw.
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    Bumma! What you doin' cuttin' up bagels, man? Don't you have someone to do that for ya? Some underling or peon or assistant or secretary...a personal bagel-cutter, even! Those hands are golden man! Like Betty Grable's legs, insured for $1 million, right!?
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    Ha! Yes, I need my personal bagel cutter person. Anyone want to apply for the position? I am afraid it doesn't pay well...
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    A good bread knife works wonders Robert.
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    If you're a regular bagel eater, you need a Bagel Biter:



    I read somewhere where lacerations form bagel-cutting accidents was the number one home kitchen injury treated in emergency rooms.

    Hope you didn't cut a vein, Robert....
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    ...or even a cheap one:

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    that bagel biter is the coolest thing ever, pretty much..
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    Terrific suggestion, Vood.

    Now I'll get back to repainting the ceiling in order to get rid of the blood spray from cutting my veins....
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    Put your thumb through the center, that's why the made the hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    Now I'll get back to repainting the ceiling in order to get rid of the blood spray from cutting my veins....
    I knew you didn't cut a vein. With those garden hoses you have,you would have bled out in about 30 seconds.... :
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    Super glue man super glue...
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    Man Vood,Rocket you guys are fast didn't even leave me time to cut a joke!Sumi
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert

    Now I'll get back to repainting the ceiling in order to get rid of the blood spray from cutting my veins....


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    call one of those lawyer companys that give you money for having accidents, heres an example of one of their claims

    "i was doing maintenance on the raido reciever ontop of the tallest building in new york, and i fell off of an edge that wasnt supposed to be there"
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    Tony Iommi did pretty well.
    Was he slicing bagels?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Radioboy950
    Tony Iommi did pretty well.
    Was he slicing bagels?
    I think he cut off his finger tips in a bandsaw accident.

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