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  1. July 28th, 2009, 11:04 AM #1
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    My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started, and she got
    her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

    Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call, that she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft
    she was piloting. Seems she was forced to make an emergency landing in Georgia because
    of bad weather. Thank God none of the kids were with her.

    The FAA issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error. She was flying a single engine aircraft
    in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating).

    The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the
    ground was injured.

    The photograph below was taken at the scene to show the extent of damage to her aircraft.

    She was really lucky.









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    Are you sure we don't have the same ex-wife?:
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    Did you pack the parachute?Sumi
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    I don't know what to say about that.
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  5. July 28th, 2009, 01:58 PM #5
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    OMG!! that made my day
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  6. July 28th, 2009, 03:44 PM #6
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    Hey, I was scheduled to be on that flight.
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    lmao....
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    Haha, saw over at Agile.
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    IFR and VFR refers to Instrument and Visual Flight Rules, having nothing to do with a rating.

    If you have an instrument rating, it will be noted on your certificate.

    Your ex was flying in IMC, or instrument meteorological conditions without an instrument rating. Very bad. Very, very bad.

    But yeah, I get the joke. My last boss left her flying machine in the closet when she was fired.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelE
    IFR and VFR refers to Instrument and Visual Flight Rules, having nothing to do with a rating.

    If you have an instrument rating, it will be noted on your certificate.
    I haven't said anything, but when are you going to let the folks in on some of the reasoning behind your knowledge? I think the folks here would be very impressed.
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    One of these days.
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    You really are an old dust farter, aren't you???
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  13. July 28th, 2009, 11:13 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelE
    IFR and VFR refers to Instrument and Visual Flight Rules, having nothing to do with a rating.

    If you have an instrument rating, it will be noted on your certificate.

    Your ex was flying in IMC, or instrument meteorological conditions without an instrument rating. Very bad. Very, very bad.

    But yeah, I get the joke. My last boss left her flying machine in the closet when she was fired.
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    OOOHHHHH!!!!! I get it now!, at first I thought it was serious, but then I realized the broom implies she's a witch !!! JESUS I'm thick: !!!!!
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    Think she'll up grade to the newer hybrid electric model? Sumi
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    Damn, you got me!

    EDIT: by the way Sumi, I think she'll upgrade to the swiffer broom. I heard they're sleek and fast.
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    That was great- even my wife thought it was funny.
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