I'll bet you could scrape the black stuff off the bottom of the strings and sell it on Ebay as "Players Secret Formula To Expert Playing" and make a fortune. It might be easier than getting people to buy a thong with "Plank Spanker" on the front.
Time to clean the dried sweat and beer from the guitars and survey the new dings.................................
There actually lives great looking guitars under the grunge when they're cleaned up......
No new dings to report..........................
Guitars: 2008 Gibson SG Classic, 2006 Gibson Les Paul Standard LE, 2002 Gibson SG Supreme, 2001 Gibson Les Paul Studio Plus, 1996 Les Paul Studio Gem, American Deluxe Double Fat Strat, Bluesville "Super" Strat Copy, MIK Fender "Limited Edition" Tele, JD Bluesville "Night Pilot", Yamaha AES 820, Steinberger Spirit GT Pro, Taylor 355CE, Ovation 1897 Adamas, Ovation CC057 Celebrity
Amps: Axe FX centered rack rig, Mesa 4x12 cab. Germino Club 40, Johnson JM150 Millennium, Johnson JM250 Millennium, Gibson Titan Medalist Frankenstein.
Effects: Tonebone Trimode, EH Holy Grail, Boss CH-1, Dunlop Crybaby Classic, Framptone Amp Switcher, THD Hot Plate, Yamaha AG Stomp Acoustic Processor, Boss BCB-60 Pedal Board.
I'll bet you could scrape the black stuff off the bottom of the strings and sell it on Ebay as "Players Secret Formula To Expert Playing" and make a fortune. It might be easier than getting people to buy a thong with "Plank Spanker" on the front.
"No Tele For you." - The Tele Nazi
Ha! Tele-ish now inbound.
Originally Posted by Spudman
Why you say "might".
I'd say "would for sure".
Translucent red Ibanez Artcore AFS75T archtop semi : Rotosound Roto Blues (10-52)
Black/white Yamaha Pacifica 112V : Rotosound Roto Yellows (10-46)
NEW - VOX Valvetronix VT30 with VFS5 foot-switches
Crate V5 - 5 Watt valve amp voiced by 10" Jensen speaker
KORG Pandora Toneworks PX4D effects gizmo
Sensei called Johnny
Oriental red sunburst Yamaha APX700 electro-acoustic
Heheh, yeah...I have this one handbuilt custom strat which I *want* to get looking like it's very used. But don't want to outright 'age' it either.
It's pretty new, um, had it built in '08, but straight off the start I managed to get two huge chips/dings in it, and I decided it just looks good. Since then I've tried to get it dirtier and more dinged whenever I can - I leave it lying on the floor and drop it down from a little height when I'm done playing, let my kid play his cars on it, in practice I rub it against a mic stand, when adjusting the bridge I don't mind if the screwdriver slips or the grip rubs the paint when turned...rest my coffee mug on it and nevermind if I drop a li'l coffee on it...etc..etc...it's still pretty clean and not a lot of dings. I was thinking the next time I get a bleeding cut (which is almost daily) I have to try and remember to bleed over the guitar some.
I even pondered about putting it to a vent shaft on my friend's bar's smoking booth for a week to get a proper nicotine stain yellow going on, and maybe using duct tape to fasten the strap, then rip it off and apply again a bit to the side...hmm, good idea.
Or maybe I could just give it to my kid for a while to play with outside in the sandbox...yeah, that might work!
Dee
"When life's a biatch, be a horny dog"
Amps: Marshall JVM 410H w/ Plexi Cap mod, Choke Mod & Negative Feedback Removal mod, 4x12", Behringer GMX110, Amplitube 3/StealthPedal
Half a dozen custom built/bastardized guitars all with EMG's, mostly 85's, Ibanez Artwood acoustic & Yamaha SGR bass, Epiphone Prophecy SG, Vox Wah, Pitchblack tuner plus assorted pedals, rack gear etc. for home studio use.
LMAO!!!!!Originally Posted by Spudman
Guitars: 2008 Gibson SG Classic, 2006 Gibson Les Paul Standard LE, 2002 Gibson SG Supreme, 2001 Gibson Les Paul Studio Plus, 1996 Les Paul Studio Gem, American Deluxe Double Fat Strat, Bluesville "Super" Strat Copy, MIK Fender "Limited Edition" Tele, JD Bluesville "Night Pilot", Yamaha AES 820, Steinberger Spirit GT Pro, Taylor 355CE, Ovation 1897 Adamas, Ovation CC057 Celebrity
Amps: Axe FX centered rack rig, Mesa 4x12 cab. Germino Club 40, Johnson JM150 Millennium, Johnson JM250 Millennium, Gibson Titan Medalist Frankenstein.
Effects: Tonebone Trimode, EH Holy Grail, Boss CH-1, Dunlop Crybaby Classic, Framptone Amp Switcher, THD Hot Plate, Yamaha AG Stomp Acoustic Processor, Boss BCB-60 Pedal Board.