New Guitar Day! (I am a bad person content)

[Brian Krashpad]

OK, so there was a Stratacoustic in a local pawn, really cruddy strings, marked down to $99. As pretty much everyone knows, being shallowbodies, their acoustic tone is pretty awful, people buy them to plug in (something I've heard about a lot of Ovations as well, although I know they also make many models with good acoustic tone).

At any rate, I was considering it because I have an opportunity to get an actual paying gig at a local chapel/student center, with emphasis on acoustic guitar. It would just be a little stipend (I'd better not characterize it as "beer money" or I'd really be a bad person), doing the same thing I already do as a volunteer at my own church. More than anything else, it'd be a chance to work on my acoustic chops, and a chance to play with a new set of musicians, as well as to see how a different denomination worships.

Only thing is, I don't have an acoustic-electric. The only 6-string acoustic I have is a no-name MIJ my dad bought in Japan in the '70's that is quite tinny. I could mic it, but I doubt the results would be very satisfactory.

Thus, I was considering the Stratacoustic.

Some bonus money came in, so I decided to pick it up, so at least I would have something to play with, if I should get this church thing. But since I hadn't been shopping elsewhere, I stopped at a couple other pawns before getting to the shop with the Stratacoustic.

At one of the other pawns, I found a regular-sized body cheapo MIC cutaway acoustic-electric for $100. It's tone was much nicer acoustically, and it's intonation was spot-on. The Fender's had been iffy.

So I bought the MIC cheapo acoustic. Checking the web, the specs are:

Cutaway acoustic/electric steel string guitar with spruce top, Linden wood sides and back, maple neck plus rosewood fingerboard.

Built-in pre-amp with 3-band equalization, volume control, and 1/4" output jack.

So why, you are asking, does this make me a bad person? After all, I bought the guitar to play in church.

Well, here is the guitar:



:facepalm:

It did not come with the instructional videos, chord chart poster, or gigbag.

You may all now ridicule me no end.

[Commodore 64***]

um...I don't get it?

[Brian Krashpad]

um...I don't get it?

It's an Esteban. They sell them on Home Shopping Network, and/or QVC cable television channels. The guy who sells them is a borderline charlatan, who fudges his personal history as well as the worth of the guitars.

[Commodore 64***]

So how does that make you a bad person? If the guitar works well?

[Brian Krashpad]

So how does that make you a bad person? If the guitar works well?

Oh it really doesn't. I'm just having some fun at my own expense.

Btw, this thread should not be taken as an insult to anyone else who bought an Esteban.

[FrankenFretter***]

That rings a bell; didn't Metalocalypse make fun of Estaban guitars, or at least the guy that promotes them? Maybe it wasn't Metalocalypse, but I swear I've seen that guy spoofed somewhere.

[Brian Krashpad]

That rings a bell; didn't Metalocalypse make fun of Estaban guitars, or at least the guy that promotes them? Maybe it wasn't Metalocalypse, but I swear I've seen that guy spoofed somewhere.

I believe that's correct. The seller Esteban dresses like Zorro and pretends to be a protege of Segovia and such.

I couldn't resist the kitsch factor.

[FrankenFretter***]

I believe that's correct. The seller Esteban dresses like Zorro and pretends to be a protege of Segovia and such.

I couldn't resist the kitsch factor.

Well, I think that's awesome. I hope it came with all those fantastic DVDs as well. That's even better than a Hannah Montana guitar. Sweet!

[marnold***]

Considering the fact that it has already been well established that you never met a guitar that you wouldn't buy for a deal, I'm completely unsurprised. Once you've gone Hello Kitty and Daisy Rock, nothing else can faze me. And hey, if it's cheap and it works, who am I to argue?

Does it say "Esteban" on the headstock?

Back when I got my Model 7, I was thisclose to getting a Stratacoustic. I'm not sure if it's the same kind you tried. This was one of the first to get to the stores. It played almost as well as an electric and it sounded glorious amplified (through a very expensive acoustic amph). The acoustic tone was quite dull, but not as horrific as some had claimed. I played it in the shop for a long time before tearing myself away.

[duhvoodooman***]

All you need now is one of those cheesy bolero hats....

[Brian Krashpad]

Well, I think that's awesome. I hope it came with all those fantastic DVDs as well. That's even better than a Hannah Montana guitar. Sweet!

Alas, no accessories.

I shall however haunt the globe looking to collect them all!

After all, it's a collector's item! There are only 14,999 of these out there besides mine! Not counting the ones that have imploded or burst into flames and such.

[Brian Krashpad]

Considering the fact that it has already been well established that you never met a guitar that you wouldn't buy for a deal, I'm completely unsurprised. Once you've gone Hello Kitty and Daisy Rock, nothing else can faze me. And hey, if it's cheap and it works, who am I to argue?

Does it say "Esteban" on the headstock?

Back when I got my Model 7, I was thisclose to getting a Stratacoustic. I'm not sure if it's the same kind you tried. This was one of the first to get to the stores. It played almost as well as an electric and it sounded glorious amplified (through a very expensive acoustic amph). The acoustic tone was quite dull, but not as horrific as some had claimed. I played it in the shop for a long time before tearing myself away.

Haha, I've owned TWO Daisies (sold one), but haven't owned a Hello Kitty.

It does indeed have Esteban's signature on the headstock, which fortunately is not very legible.

[Brian Krashpad]

All you need now is one of those cheesy bolero hats....

And shades baby!

[evenkeel]

YIKES!!!

OK the no go on the Stratacoustic was a good decision. Terrible guitars amped up or otherwise. As to the, can't bring myself to type the words....

Hey, if it works for you and sounds good .

[Brian Krashpad]

YIKES!!!

OK the no go on the Stratacoustic was a good decision. Terrible guitars amped up or otherwise. As to the, can't bring myself to type the words....

Hey, if it works for you and sounds good .

Well, they have cheap Rondo Music SX steel-stringed acoustic-electrics for like $80, plus shipping, which would probably get me near $100 anyhow, and the SX only has vol and tone controls, and no cutaway. So I got a cutaway with a 3-band EQ for about the same as an SX with no cutaway and single tone control.

And a picture of Esteban, baby!

Hey, it was cheap. It was here. If it lasts for 4 months (the probably length of this gig), it'll have paid for itself after the first month. It does actually sound and play way better than the only 6-string acoustic I have, which is the one I learned on

The funny thing is, it's not bad. It does play better and has a nicer tone than my 6-string no-name MIJ acoustic that I learned on, and better acoustic tone than the Stratacoustic I was thinking of buying.

You can tell it's a MIC cheapie, there are some minor finish flaws that would've never gotten past a really decent QC department, but for having been constructed from cardboard and spit by 11-year-old girls chained to CNC machines, I can't complain. All the sliders (vol, high, mids, bass) work with no noise, the action is acceptable for an acoustic (I can do proper barre chords without muffled notes), and the intonation is actually quite good. And a person called Qeng personally checked out the electronics in it, because he or she left a sticker with their name on it on the controls plate. The plastic is still on the scratchplate, and there are some minor scuffs and playwear, but nothing real bad to speak of.

I tuned it to another guitar (whatever was laying about) when I got back to the office a few hours ago, and have picked it up and played it for a few minutes every now and again, and the tuners are not slipping. At least the tuners have pegs with screw heads so you can tighten them if they do slip, but I usually only tighten those if there's a problem. I have not noticed any binding with the nut at all.

[street music]

BRIANTHEBAN, kind of has a nice ring to it.
Just kiddin, hey if it makes the noise you need and is easy to play, as they are advertised practically no talent required. Have fun with it and then buy you a good acoustic electric, I finally made a move up in quality in August and have no regrets with my latest Takamine.

[luvmyshiner]

Brian, Brian, Brian. While I don't normally agree with the whole fake guitar thing, maybe you can scrape off the "Esteban" and put a "First Act" sticker on it.

[sunvalleylaw]

BRIANTHEBAN, kind of has a nice ring to it.

or Krashteban? Hey, I truly admire your "if it works, it works" attitude. What the hey, anyhow. I think it would be kinda fun to rock a hello kitty guitar, wearing some Chuck Taylors or checked vans. Power chord/power pop/punk. A HM guitar would be harder I think. She is a non playing vocalist, so she must fit that LSD profile you mentioned on the other thread.

[just strum]

It would have been nice if it included the hat.

Looking forward to the follow-up post giving a review of the guitar. I don't recall ever reading a review of a Estaban.