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DON'T teach your monkeys martial arts!!!
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  1. December 17th, 2009, 11:57 AM #1
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    Default DON'T teach your monkeys martial arts!!!

    And here's why!

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    haha, very funny. Maybe they can help promote Digitechs' "Bad Monkey" ?
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    Anybody who teaches martial arts to monkeys pretty much deserve what they get....
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    That would've been so much better with video.

    How humiliating would that be, to have your student monkeys kick your a$$? Hiliarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankenFretter
    That would've been so much better with video.

    How humiliating would that be, to have your student monkeys kick your a$$? Hiliarious.
    I would've liked a video w/ it also. I thought of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer got his azz beat by a bunch of little kids. This would be even better.
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    I wonder if he was trying to spank them?
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    Default Reminds me of Hitman Monkey



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tig



    LMAO! Classic!
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    Just when you thought it was safe...





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    That was great!
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