Reply With QuoteImpressive! Is it for real?
Luke Skyrawker
Get yer Krappy guitars here
http://www.krappyguitars.com/manifesto.html
KRAPPY GUITARS--Krapmeister Kevin Siebold
relays the philosophy that guides our efforts:
Our instruments are built for frugal people
who aren't very concerned with regard to
quality, construction, materials, or safety.
The instruments are crafted from whatever
we find suitable. Pedigree of wood is not
a priority for us. We might get it from
a local hardware store, or use some old
shipping crates, or skids. Who knows??!!
If you are intrigued enough to purchase,
we will provide you with a complete history
for your instrument. The history might be
akin to this:
Wood: leftover 2x4 from a construction site.
Strings: used about 3 years ago on an old guitar.
Pickups: some buncha crap we snagged from some guy.
Electronics: whatever we can scrounge up!
Our warranty: There is no warranty, expressed or
implied. We fully acknowledge our product is crap, and
your purchase signifies that you have entered into an
agreement to buy a product that is lacking in quality,
contains poor materials, and is worthy of much abuse
and destruction. We will in no way provide any
customer service, so don't even waste your time!!!
Last edited by Spudman; May 18th, 2010 at 03:16 PM.
"No Tele For you." - The Tele Nazi
Ha! Tele-ish now inbound.
Oranges and lemons, say the bells of St. Clements...
Impressive! Is it for real?
The Law of Gravity is nonsense. No such law exists. If I think I float, and you think I float, then it happens.
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Luke Skyrawker
I think so. Did you look at the folks that actually are using them?Originally Posted by Robert
Impressive! Is it for real?
"No Tele For you." - The Tele Nazi
Ha! Tele-ish now inbound.
Regular Fretter
At least they're upfront about it. Some huge brand name companies behave in exactly the same manner but claim they use only the best materials and labor and offer a lifetime warranty. Until something breaks.
Displaced Texan
HAHA.. Gotta love the crappy-toilet bowl model
Bronze Supporter
Jeez, I'd buy one right now if it weren't for the prohibitive shipping/custom fees. Great idea! Krappy guitars! Would go well with my stone guitar I'm sure :-)
Dee
"When life's a biatch, be a horny dog"
Amps: Marshall JVM 410H w/ Plexi Cap mod, Choke Mod & Negative Feedback Removal mod, 4x12", Behringer GMX110, Amplitube 3/StealthPedal
Half a dozen custom built/bastardized guitars all with EMG's, mostly 85's, Ibanez Artwood acoustic & Yamaha SGR bass, Epiphone Prophecy SG, Vox Wah, Pitchblack tuner plus assorted pedals, rack gear etc. for home studio use.
Regular Fretter
I'll stick with Turner.
Turner Model 1 C-LB, Seagull S6+, Ibanez 12 string, Dean Bavarian Vendetta
VOX AC50 CP2, Roland RE-20, Boss CE5
Kurzweil SP88X, Yamaha MM8, Roland R-5
TASCAM 38-8, Behringer SX4882, Alesis Midiverb III, Alesis Midiverb IV, DBX 262, DBX 266, Omnifex DDX1024, TASCAM DBX Type II NR
Sennheiser MD441, Shure SM57, SM7, Sennheiser 402's
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