Originally Posted by
marnold
Well, I think you should really try to make an impression on them. Show up in some very tight polka-dot spandex trousers. Make every fill count--get in as many notes as possible. Put some fake blood tablets in your mouth before the first song and bite into them right before you come in. That will let them know the caliber of person they are dealing with.
Don't forget to somehow include fire.
Breathe fire.
Set the guitar on fire.
Catch fire.
People love fire.
Fire. Fire. Fire.
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