stumbled across this epic thread this weekend, its 15 pages and hilarious. a lot of good signature material as well. read at your own risk. its titled: bonK's Guitar Theory for A$$holes and Pederasts.
excerpt: "Butler wrote: FREEBIRD .... WOO FREEBIRD"
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=15782
“Your sound is in your hands as much as anything. It’s the way you pick, and the way you hold the guitar, more than it is the amp or the guitar you use.” Stevie Ray Vaughan