Reply With QuoteI'll bet a drummer wrote that. Or maybe a bass player...
Bronze Supporter
This was rather funny - guitar commandments - guitar doughebaggery
http://www.guitarsquid.com/Latest/th...hebaggery.html
Pretty truthful, too! I challenge ye fellow fretters to deny you have never been guilty of at least one?
Dee
"When life's a biatch, be a horny dog"
Amps: Marshall JVM 410H w/ Plexi Cap mod, Choke Mod & Negative Feedback Removal mod, 4x12", Behringer GMX110, Amplitube 3/StealthPedal
Half a dozen custom built/bastardized guitars all with EMG's, mostly 85's, Ibanez Artwood acoustic & Yamaha SGR bass, Epiphone Prophecy SG, Vox Wah, Pitchblack tuner plus assorted pedals, rack gear etc. for home studio use.
Hopeless Noodler
I'll bet a drummer wrote that. Or maybe a bass player...
-Sean
Guitars: Lots.
Amphs: More than last year.
Pedals: Many, although I go straight from guitar to amp more often lately.
Regular Fretter
Pretty funny stuff there. Probably was a bass player.
You should read some of the rants about loud guitarists on the Talkbass forum. Lots of "venting" about being drowned-out by overdriven 100-watt stacks.
Luke Skyrawker
"No Tele For you." - The Tele Nazi
Ha! Tele-ish now inbound.
Master Fretter
I like number 9 a lot. Good stuff.
Guitars: Gibson LP Studio, MIA Fender Precision, Carvin C350Originally Posted by Spudman
Amps: Genz Benz Shuttle 6.0 + Avatar B212 / Genzler 12-3, Acoustic B20
Pedals: Pod HD500X, Diamond Compressor, Tech 21 VT Bass, Sonic Research Turbo Tuner
Regular Fretter
What thou postes is eminently humor laden!
"...and I am outta here!"
Scott
Guitars:
Dean EVO Exotic Burl, EVO Special, Vendetta 1000 FR, Stagg Les Paul copy, Squier Standard Telecaster, Squier MIK Stratocaster
Amps:
Fender Princeton 65 (solid state), Vox AD15VT, Peavey Windsor Studio, Crate Vintage Club 50 2x12
Pedals:
DOD FX40B (x2), FX50, FX52, FX55, FX65, FX67, FX80
Washburn LSESLD, LSBOD
BBE Free Fuzz
Behringer EM300, VP1, PH9
Dunlop GCB-95
ProCo Rat II "The Rat"
DigiTech Bad Monkey, RP90
Rockman Soloist
and many, many, many more!
Bronze Supporter
I personally am often guilty of 3,4,5,6, and 7 i.e. I do bash also respected players' skills from time to time, I do post on Facebook about my band stuff (I don't see what's wrong with that though I bet most of my friends are indeed interested what I'm up to that way and usually comment too), I don't take requests at gigs (although I could I'm not confident everybody in the band can), I do refuse to turn my own amp so quiet I can't hear it over the drums except from stage monitors (and I also refuse to have my amp more than three feet away from me) and I do think Clapton is overrated :-)
Dee
"When life's a biatch, be a horny dog"
Amps: Marshall JVM 410H w/ Plexi Cap mod, Choke Mod & Negative Feedback Removal mod, 4x12", Behringer GMX110, Amplitube 3/StealthPedal
Half a dozen custom built/bastardized guitars all with EMG's, mostly 85's, Ibanez Artwood acoustic & Yamaha SGR bass, Epiphone Prophecy SG, Vox Wah, Pitchblack tuner plus assorted pedals, rack gear etc. for home studio use.
Regular Fretter
Most guys I know are guilty of N° 10.
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