"Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"
- (from the movie Hall Pass)
Let's share some BAD one liners, that you should refrain from using!
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If beauty could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
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The Law of Gravity is nonsense. No such law exists. If I think I float, and you think I float, then it happens.
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"Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"
- (from the movie Hall Pass)
- Dave Lizewski, Kick-A$$I was just a regular guy. My only super power was being invisible to girls.
The closest you ever came to a brainstorm is a light drizzle!
Oh wow, I love the cheesy one liners!
My favorite goes like this. Walk up to lady (or guy) run your finger down the outside of your glass, collecting condensation. Tough your shirt and her (his) clothing with finger and say "Hey, how about you and I go home and get out of these wet things"
Then there's the old classics like "Fancy heading off for a steak and a shag?" "No?" "Vegetarian are you?"
In my younger days pre-mobile phones. "Here's 20c You better call your flatmate and tell them your not coming home"
So many come to mind!
Also Tung, that one is awesome!
"Do you want to f***, or should I start apologizing?"
Guitars: Gibson LP Studio, MIA Fender Precision, Carvin C350Originally Posted by Spudman
Amps: Genz Benz Shuttle 6.0 + Avatar B212 / Genzler 12-3, Acoustic B20
Pedals: Pod HD500X, Diamond Compressor, Tech 21 VT Bass, Sonic Research Turbo Tuner
Heheh....the best one I know is kinda reverse one-liner...for those occasions when some chick pesters you to no end and you'd just want to get drunk and not look for company...just say 'look, thanks, but I rather masturbate' :-)
Works every time!
Dee
"When life's a biatch, be a horny dog"
Amps: Marshall JVM 410H w/ Plexi Cap mod, Choke Mod & Negative Feedback Removal mod, 4x12", Behringer GMX110, Amplitube 3/StealthPedal
Half a dozen custom built/bastardized guitars all with EMG's, mostly 85's, Ibanez Artwood acoustic & Yamaha SGR bass, Epiphone Prophecy SG, Vox Wah, Pitchblack tuner plus assorted pedals, rack gear etc. for home studio use.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.
Girl, you must be tired, 'cuz you been runnin' through my mind all night long!
Guitars:
Fender 2006 MIM Fender Stratocaster HSS in 3TS
Ibanez RG 570 with a bridge Invader
ESP M II Deluxe with a Tune-o-Matic bridge
Eleanor, the magical, mystical Road Worn wonder Tele
Blackstar HT Club 40
Well, if you won't dance with me, I guess a BJ is totally out of the question....
Did it hurt when you fell to earth from heaven?
Guitars
Wilburn Versatare, '52 FrankenTele(Fender licensed parts), Fender USA Roadhouse Strat, Fender USA Standard B-bender Telecaster, Agile AL 3000 w/ WCR pickups, Ibanez MIJ V300 Acoustic, Squier Precision Bass,
Amps
Ceriatone Overtone Special, Musicman 212 Sixty-Five, Fender Blues Jr., Peavey Classic 30, Fender Super Reverb, Traynor YCV-40 WR Anniversary w/ matching 1x12 ext. cab, Epiphone SoCal 50w head w/ matching 4x12 cab (Lady Luck speakers), Avatar 2x12 semi-open back cab w/ Celestion speakers
Pedals
Digitech Bad Monkey, Digitech Jamman, DVM's ZYS, Goodrich volume pedal
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”