I've never named my guitars, but usually have named my cars. The current one is called 'Ketchup' for instance...because it's all white...har har...also have named the crawfish in our aquarium 'cancer' and perhaps the most weirdly, the rubber ducks we have in the bathroom. They're called Arvi the single dad, Barbiturate, Skewhead, Bobby, Urho the Racing Duck, and Shangri-La.

But not guitars, except descriptive names like 'Davette' from Dee + charvette and 'alumitop' for the aluminum top axe.