I can stop anytime I want!!
Out of curiosity, I counted them--61 total, 46 being DIY/made by me and 15 commercial pedals. To be fair, there are three switches/signal routers, two tuners, a noise gate, and an extra Chicken Salad I wound up with because it has a squirrely connection in it somewhere, so Danelectro sent me a free replacement. But the bad one works most of the time, so I can't bring myself to throw it out. And that white Noisy Cricket is actually a small solid state amp, not an effect pedal. So that brings the total down to 53. Geez, that's still a lot, huh?
Ah, misguided youth!