But, but, but they have to make a difference so we can justify perpetual guitar purchases in the endless "pursuit of tone"! If we stop purchasing guitars, we'll destroy the Earth and all who live on her.
(Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!)


Why do you hate the world?!