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If you could have one superpower... what would it be?
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The ability to calm jittery squirrels
Axen: Jackson DK2M, Fender Deluxe Nashville Telecaster, Reverend Warhawk 390, Taylor 914ce, ESP LTD Surveyor-414
Amphen: Jet City JCA22H and JCA12S cab, Carvin X-60 combo, Acoustic B20
Effecten: "Thesis 96" Overdrive/Boost (aka DVM OD2), Hardwire DL-8 Digital Delay/Looper, DigiTech Polara Reverb, DigiTech EX-7 Expression Factory and CF-7 Chorus Factory, Danelectro CF-1 Cool Cat Fuzz
"I wish Imagine Dragons would be stuck in an Arcade Fire for an entire Vampire Weekend."--Brian Posehn
You saw the movie too, huh? That is a very kind thought.Originally Posted by marnold
The jitters is what must be getting them flattened in front of my house. Gotta stop them jitters Jitter Stopper Man. What kind of costume would you wear?
"No Tele For you." - The Tele Nazi
Ha! Tele-ish now inbound.
Actually, that was from a David Letterman top ten list of useless super powers. I paged through all three of my top ten list books but couldn't find it. I know another one was something like "really bendy thumbs."Originally Posted by Spudman
The costume would be whatever color is most comforting to squirrels (assuming they can see color). Acorn color perhaps. There'd be an entwined "JS" on the front. My super power would make them calm and almost sleepy, not unlike listening to a Perry Como or Enya album--only without also making them suicidal. Maybe the sensation you have after watching an episode of "The Joy of Painting" with Bob Ross would be a better comparison. I can also summon the scent of chestnuts at will.
Gray squirrels are more difficult to dejitterize than your standard brown ones. It is a little known fact that gray squirrels are actually prematurely gray brown squirrels. They have gone gray from excessive jitterality.
If you'll excuse me, I obviously need to go and take my medication and have a nice lie-down.
Axen: Jackson DK2M, Fender Deluxe Nashville Telecaster, Reverend Warhawk 390, Taylor 914ce, ESP LTD Surveyor-414
Amphen: Jet City JCA22H and JCA12S cab, Carvin X-60 combo, Acoustic B20
Effecten: "Thesis 96" Overdrive/Boost (aka DVM OD2), Hardwire DL-8 Digital Delay/Looper, DigiTech Polara Reverb, DigiTech EX-7 Expression Factory and CF-7 Chorus Factory, Danelectro CF-1 Cool Cat Fuzz
"I wish Imagine Dragons would be stuck in an Arcade Fire for an entire Vampire Weekend."--Brian Posehn
Altruistic super power would the power to create world peace and end world hunger.
Selfinterested super power would be Ski flight powers, combined with rebound bouncing powers, so I could get massive quantities of air with my 40 something body with impunity.
Steve Thompson
Sun Valley, Idaho
Guitars: Fender 60th Anniversary Std. Strat, Squier CVC Tele Hagstrom Viking Semi-hollow, Joshua beach guitar, Martin SPD-16TR Dreadnought
Amphs: Peavey Classic 30, '61 Fender Concert
Effects and such: Boss: DS-1, CE-5, NS-2 and RC20XL looper, Digitech Bad Monkey, Korg AX1G Multi-effects, Berhinger: TU100 tuner, PB100 Clean Boost, Line 6 Toneport UX2, Electro Harmonix Little Big Muff Pi, DuhVoodooMan's Rabid Rodent Rat Clone, Zonkin Yellow Screamer Mk. II, MXR Carbon Copy Delay
love is the answer, at least for most of the questions in my heart. . .
- j. johnson
I'd like to be the Torch dude in Fantastic Four, cause I'm always cold. I could warm up others too!
The only drawback I can think of is that global warming activist might come after me... and curling would be out of the question.
The Law of Gravity is nonsense. No such law exists. If I think I float, and you think I float, then it happens.
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Hey, I wouldn't mind joining you as the rock guy. Then we could add a couple other fretters to round out the four, and form a super hero band!Originally Posted by Robert
Steve Thompson
Sun Valley, Idaho
Guitars: Fender 60th Anniversary Std. Strat, Squier CVC Tele Hagstrom Viking Semi-hollow, Joshua beach guitar, Martin SPD-16TR Dreadnought
Amphs: Peavey Classic 30, '61 Fender Concert
Effects and such: Boss: DS-1, CE-5, NS-2 and RC20XL looper, Digitech Bad Monkey, Korg AX1G Multi-effects, Berhinger: TU100 tuner, PB100 Clean Boost, Line 6 Toneport UX2, Electro Harmonix Little Big Muff Pi, DuhVoodooMan's Rabid Rodent Rat Clone, Zonkin Yellow Screamer Mk. II, MXR Carbon Copy Delay
love is the answer, at least for most of the questions in my heart. . .
- j. johnson
How about the Rock, Sissors, Paper and Dynamite guys? You could call the band Rochambeau.Originally Posted by sunvalleylaw
Maybe I'd better have some of Marnold's meds and have a quick nap too. Thinking about saving the world is mighty taxing business.
"No Tele For you." - The Tele Nazi
Ha! Tele-ish now inbound.
Superpower? I would like to have mind domination, and I would use it on my kids to make them clean their rooms.
I can't say that I've given up on a flanger cause I've never liked the effect either. I also can't say the same about Tremolo. I hate them both equally. - Tone2TheBone 2009
O-o-o-o-h, can I change my answer ?Originally Posted by SuperSwede
DVM's Ever-Expanding Gear List:
Guitars - W-A-A-A-Y-Y too many to list. Check 'em all out HERE
Amps & Cabs - "Kap'n Kerrang-aroo" BYOC 18W TMB kit amp head; Mojave Coyote head; Fender Hot Rod Deluxe Lacquered Tweed Ltd. Ed.; Allen Sweet Spot kit amp; BYOC Tweed Royal kit amp; Epiphone Valve Jr. combo + mods; Drive 2x12 cab / Celestion G12M Greenback + G12H30; AB Custom Audio 1x12 cab / Celestion Alnico Blue
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I don't think ending world hunger or creating world peace qualifies as a superpower... I don't remember any comic books where a superhero accomplished it, anyway.
So I choose the ability to step through to parallel universes and back, and would look up Jimi, Stevie Ray, Albert Collins, and a few others for a jam session, and come back and report to all my friends.
Guitars
Wilburn Versatare, '52 FrankenTele(Fender licensed parts), Fender USA Roadhouse Strat, Fender USA Standard B-bender Telecaster, Agile AL 3000 w/ WCR pickups, Ibanez MIJ V300 Acoustic, Squier Precision Bass,
Amps
Ceriatone Overtone Special, Musicman 212 Sixty-Five, Fender Blues Jr., Peavey Classic 30, Fender Super Reverb, Traynor YCV-40 WR Anniversary w/ matching 1x12 ext. cab, Epiphone SoCal 50w head w/ matching 4x12 cab (Lady Luck speakers), Avatar 2x12 semi-open back cab w/ Celestion speakers
Pedals
Digitech Bad Monkey, Digitech Jamman, DVM's ZYS, Goodrich volume pedal
Along the lines of being able to conquer time and space yes....I would enjoy the power of traveling back and forth through time.
....and be able to be invisible.
Guitars/Bass - MIM Fender Classic 50s Strat, MIM Fender Standard Strat, Squier Classic Vibe 50s Tele, Gibson Les Paul Studio, Epi '56 Gold Top Les Paul, Martin DSR acoustic, Sigma Martin Auditorium electric/acoustic, Squier Jazz Bass.
Amps/Cabinets/Modelers - Model 2558 50 watt Marshall Silver Anniversary Jubilee combo w/ Celestion Vintage 30s, 4x12 Marshall cabinet w/25 watt Greenback Celestions, Fender Blues Junior w/ a couple of Billm mods, Line 6 POD 2.0, Roland Micro Cube
Pedals/Effects - Cry Baby Classic Wah, Boss TU-2, Boss NS-2, Boss RC-2 Loop Station, Ross Compressor, MXR Micro Amp, Danelectro FAB Echo, Danelectro FAB Chorus, Danelectro Chicken Salad, Marshall Guv'nor Plus, Marshall Echohead, Duhvoodooman's Zonkin' Yellow Screamer, Digitech Digiverb, Digitech Bad Monkey, Dunlop Fuzz Face, Homemade Loop Bypass pedal, Duhvoodooman's Sonic Tonic (Maxon SD-9 clone +), Voodoo Labs Superfuzz
I would love to have the power to HEAL!
"A lot of people in the industry want to blame downloading for the state of the business. But I think if most music wasn't shit to begin with people wouldn't be downloading it for free," - Corey Taylor (Slipknot)
Imagine the damage that could be done if one could do that to their wife. There would certainly be a lot less GAS around here (to be replaced by more ruined finances)Originally Posted by SuperSwede
However, I fear this mind control would be an attempt more akin to Luke Skywalker trying to pull the Jedi mind trick on Jabba the Hutt.
Not to liken anyone's wife to Jabba the Hutt, mind you- my own included. She's much too cute.....and thousands of pounds lighter, to boot.