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    How come seedless watermelon has seeds in it?

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    Cause some them sumnobriches is seedy by nature.
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    They do? We dont eat much melons, but seedless grapes usually comes without seeds.
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    I think it has something to do with sex and nature’s erg to multiply. Even neutered dogs still indulge in the act.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim
    I think it has something to do with sex and nature’s erg to multiply. Even neutered dogs still indulge in the act.
    So, is that what's going on when I see melons stacked in the store?

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    How come when a product is advertised as giving you "50% Free" or 4 free ounces etc. you can't just have the free part? They make you buy the rest so nothing is really free.
    Why is that?

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    /\ because that's a deal, you're getting extra when you buy it for the regular price.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spudman
    So, is that what's going on when I see melons stacked in the store?
    Yes, that's a watermelon orgy.

    Please avert your eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim
    I think it has something to do with sex and nature’s erg to multiply. Even neutered dogs still indulge in the act.
    I can guarandarntee ya us nuetered old dogs still engage in "the act" and on a regular basis!! May be snow on the roof but there still the fire down below!!
    I can say this my next trip through the produce section I just wont be lookin at things the same after this thread.
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    Maybe the neutered dogs just don't KNOW they're neutered? Watermelon orgy LMAO. I was waiting for a pic on that one.
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    Hmmm Watermellon orgy.. sounds interesting... but...

    I need the seeds.. makes for good machinegun spit wars... I could hit a bucket ten feet away with those seeds.. anyways..

    How come... pain pills... take away the pain..


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    I sometimes just eat the seeds from watermelon is that bad? Must be a native thing....
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    Quote Originally Posted by tone2thebone
    I sometimes just eat the seeds from watermelon is that bad? Must be a native thing....

    Well I eat them seeds too! I also bake pumpkin seeds and then throw on the salt.

    This Old dog has been neutered for 24 years and it has not stopped me one bit.

    I always enjoy looking at stacked melons. That's the real reason I go shopping with the wife. Although I can look harder and longer when I am shopping by myself. That way she can't hit me in public.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justaguyin_nc
    How come... pain pills... take away the pain..
    They actually don't. They just block your perception of the pain or fool your body and brain so to speak. The pain is actually still there you just don't notice it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim
    I always enjoy looking at stacked melons.
    Oh my gawd Tim...I've got tears coming out of my eyes and I can't catch my breath. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spudman
    Oh my gawd Tim...I've got tears coming out of my eyes and I can't catch my breath. LOL

    Hey Spuds!!! Just go to the grocery store and really loose your breath. If you hang out around the frozen food section ... well go see for yourself. I love the summer time when the melons are in season.
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    Tim's right I've seen some sweet melons while hanging around the fruit and vegetable section at Walmart.

    Clarification: I meant to say I also eat the seeds from Watermelons WHILE I'm eating the watermelons. I don't eat the seeds by themselves. FWIW....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim
    Hey Spuds!!! Just go to the grocery store and really loose your breath. If you hang out around the frozen food section ... well go see for yourself. I love the summer time when the melons are in season.
    Stop it!!! You're killing me.................because...............I can actually see myself doing it. lol

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    wow, I used to think I was the only pervert on this site, is anyone else here an inernet pradator? (for the record, I'm just kidding)
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