Personally, I appreciate the fact that it "has high imput and low imput." Multiple imputs are very important you know!

BTW, can someone give a better description of scrathy sounds? Is that similar to the racket two cats make out in the alley?

Being that this review was authored back in 1999, Dustin must now be 25. I wonder if a) Dustin became a damn good guitar player, b) Dustin ever found someone to steel his amph, and finally, c) if Dustin ever learned English?