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  1. March 11th, 2008, 04:45 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by ted s
    The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Three years ago, my wife ran off
    with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'


    Have a good day, Sir,' replied the trooper.
    oh my god i almost spit my drink all over my laptop...thank you....thank you...


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    Quote Originally Posted by warren0728
    oh my god i almost spit my drink all over my laptop...thank you....thank you...


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    I laughed so hard my morning bacon and eggs came out my nose!

    also pes laul's joke was pretty funny as well, maybe he should be named Pes LULZ instead, amirite?
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