Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insominac? He would lie awake at night, wondering if there really is a Dog.

A couple quickies from Monty Python:
There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong!

It's like I've always said, "There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he really doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not."

And finally . . .
I'm tired of all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!