Riddle

[warren0728]

Spudman's avatar guitar during a Pete Townshend wannabe attack?

we have a winner....

ww

[Spudman***]

OK smarties...what's green on the inside - white on the outside and hops?

[warren0728]

OK smarties...what's green on the inside - white on the outside and hops?

sorry robert...couldn't resist!

for some reason when i read the riddle this image popped in my head!!

ww

[duhvoodooman***]

OK smarties...what's green on the inside - white on the outside and hops?

Easy--a frog sandwich.

What do you throw out when you need it and take back when you don't?

[thearabianmage]

You are walking through a forest when all of a sudden the road forks. There are two men, each guarding their own road. You tell them you need to find your way to town.

'We know the way,' they reply, 'but you may only ask one of us a single question. One of us always lies, and one of us always tells the truth. But we will not tell you which is which.'

How do you find your way to town?

good luck

[warren0728]

You are walking through a forest when all of a sudden the road forks. There are two men, each guarding their own road. You tell them you need to find your way to town.

'We know the way,' they reply, 'but you may only ask one of us a single question. One of us always lies, and one of us always tells the truth. But we will not tell you which is which.'

How do you find your way to town?

good luck

gps...

[duhvoodooman***]

You are walking through a forest when all of a sudden the road forks. There are two men, each guarding their own road. You tell them you need to find your way to town.

'We know the way,' they reply, 'but you may only ask one of us a single question. One of us always lies, and one of us always tells the truth. But we will not tell you which is which.'

How do you find your way to town?

good luck

Ask either man "Which way would the other man tell me is the way to town?". Then go the opposite way he points.

[Spudman***]

Easy--a frog sandwich.

What do you throw out when you need it and take back when you don't?

I figure I have to make them easy...for the other guys not you.


Yours is tough. Anyone know this?

[Robert****]

Easy--a frog sandwich.

What do you throw out when you need it and take back when you don't?

A pedal board out of your backpack?

Warren, no more pancakes for you.

[Epiphone]

I think its a splinter?

[Spudman***]

I think its a splinter?

That one has already been done. We are now working on:
"What do you throw out when you need it and take back when you don't?"

[warren0728]

Warren, no more pancakes for you.

sorry man....i couldn't resist.... :

i'll have to send another payment to ya for thefret.net expenses tonight for that one!! :

ww

[thearabianmage]

A fishing lure? A boomerang? A trap? An anchor?

[thearabianmage]

It's got to be an anchor!

[duhvoodooman***]

Anchor is correct. :

[thearabianmage]

Anchor is correct. :

WOO!

Here's another one:

Where you find a giant snail? (this one is totally shyt)

[pes_laul]

42

I love that book:

[warren0728]

yeah the tv series was done well too! glad someone picked up on it....

ww

[marnold***]

Actually, "What's purple and goes slam, slam, slam, slam" is one of my Dad's favorite jokes. The answer?

A four-door grape

Don't ask me why but I still giggle at that. Maybe it's because I'm picturing my Dad cackling about it.