Which way does the toilet paper go?

[Robert****]

This a big question I've always pondered how others do it.

For me, it just HAS go to over, or else I can barely figure out how to get a sheet off.

[just strum]

I can't believe you posted this. Certainly one of my top pet peeves and one that people find me nuts for being so anal about (pun intended).

It's over the top all the way. I am forever switching the rolls in our house.

Now for something that people find crazy - I will not go the bathroom in a public place, except if it's a urinal. So if I have to do the other, I drive home. Where I use to work was 30 miles from the house, if necessary I would drive home. I have pretty much trained my body and you can set a clock to it.

I know

[Rocket]

WAY!
(Get more meds!)

[Steve206]

I have always said that there are only two kinds of people in this world,,

The ones who fold and The ones who crumple.

Steve

[luvmyshiner]

Now for something that people find crazy - I will not go the bathroom in a public place, except if it's a urinal. So if I have to do the other, I drive home. Where I use to work was 30 miles from the house, if necessary I would drive home. I have pretty much trained my body and you can set a clock to it.

I try not to do a number two at the office Strum, but for a different reason. It's not that I'm particularly paranoid about it, but we have a small office building, and . . . . I stink. . . really bad.

I try to spare my office mates from that particular torture.

[Spudman***]

I try not to do a number two at the office Strum, but for a different reason. It's not that I'm particularly paranoid about it, but we have a small office building, and . . . . I stink. . . really bad.

I try to spare my office mates from that particular torture.

Again, more information than necessary.:

[warren0728]

yep...over the top...just look at the patterns and designs on the tp....you can see the design if you go over the top...if you go under.... you see the backside of the paper...

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[Katastrophe]

Gotta be over. It's impossible to do a one handed tp rip if the tp is going the other way. You could end up with a costly tp overrun, and that's just bad.

[tot_Ou_tard]

OK, who are the freaks that voted under?

Come on now fess-up. :

& folding?!?

[just strum]

...& folding?!?

As long as "putting in your pocket for later" isn't implied.

[M29]

Robert asked,
Which way does the toilet paper go?

Back to front, duh...

M29

[just strum]

Back to front, duh...

M29

[peachhead***]

Back to front, duh...

M29

Definitely over, although if you ask my wife she will tell you it doesn't matter because I NEVER put a new roll out.

[tot_Ou_tard]

As long as "putting in your pocket for later" isn't implied.

My Dad used to get mad at me because he was a cheap bastard & he could hear the roll "spinning".

He told me that the proper way was to take 2 squares (2 friggin squares) & wipe & then fold & wipe & then fold again.

It reminds me of the cocktail bread scene from Spinal Tap.

I still think it's freakin obsessive to listen to the toilet paper roll from the other side of the bathroom door.

Kazz & Steve, how do you feel about folding now .

[Spudman***]

Over. It just makes sense.
Who wants to jam their fingers into the wall trying to get the end of the roll when you do it under style? : When it's over the end is hanging right there to grab.


So...do you know how to cook toilet paper?








Brown one side and toss it in the pot.

[just strum]

My Dad used to get mad at me because he was a cheap bastard & he could hear the roll "spinning".

He told me that the proper way was to take 2 squares (2 friggin squares) & wipe & then fold & wipe & then fold again.

It reminds me of the cocktail bread scene from Spinal Tap.

I still think it's freakin obsessive to listen to the toilet paper roll from the other side of the bathroom door.

Kazz & Steve, how do you feel about folding now .

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode: "I can't spare a square. I have no square to spare...

[Kazz]

Kazz & Steve, how do you feel about folding now .

For some reason this strikes me as utterly hilarious......mainly because my name is Steve too.....

It reminds me of that classic Schizophrenic gag....I'm ok and so am I......or kiss my twice I'm schizophrenic

[Kazz]

UNDER....and I fold....never crumple


I am very particular about this...and always switch it around if the wife and kids neglect to put it on the correct way....and I did research that proved at least to me that the proper amount of resistance is only given if the paper goes under.....

[Rocket]

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