My favorite: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.![]()
This is funny stuff.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
My fav: "Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you."
The Law of Gravity is nonsense. No such law exists. If I think I float, and you think I float, then it happens.
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My favorite: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.![]()
Guitars:
Fender 2006 MIM Fender Stratocaster HSS in 3TS
Ibanez RG 570 with a bridge Invader
ESP M II Deluxe with a Tune-o-Matic bridge
Eleanor, the magical, mystical Road Worn wonder Tele
Blackstar HT Club 40
My favorite (which isn't on the page, but is still great):
"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death."
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- Dave Lizewski, Kick-A$$I was just a regular guy. My only super power was being invisible to girls.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
LMAO
Guitars/Bass - MIM Fender Classic 50s Strat, MIM Fender Standard Strat, Squier Classic Vibe 50s Tele, Gibson Les Paul Studio, Epi '56 Gold Top Les Paul, Martin DSR acoustic, Sigma Martin Auditorium electric/acoustic, Squier Jazz Bass.
Amps/Cabinets/Modelers - Model 2558 50 watt Marshall Silver Anniversary Jubilee combo w/ Celestion Vintage 30s, 4x12 Marshall cabinet w/25 watt Greenback Celestions, Fender Blues Junior w/ a couple of Billm mods, Line 6 POD 2.0, Roland Micro Cube
Pedals/Effects - Cry Baby Classic Wah, Boss TU-2, Boss NS-2, Boss RC-2 Loop Station, Ross Compressor, MXR Micro Amp, Danelectro FAB Echo, Danelectro FAB Chorus, Danelectro Chicken Salad, Marshall Guv'nor Plus, Marshall Echohead, Duhvoodooman's Zonkin' Yellow Screamer, Digitech Digiverb, Digitech Bad Monkey, Dunlop Fuzz Face, Homemade Loop Bypass pedal, Duhvoodooman's Sonic Tonic (Maxon SD-9 clone +), Voodoo Labs Superfuzz
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
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Guitars - W-A-A-A-Y-Y too many to list. Check 'em all out HERE
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up. He's pushing the earth down
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
In the average room there are 1242 objects that chuck norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Guitars Gordon Smith GS1.5-40, Peavey Generation EXP, Ovation Celebrity electro
Amps Behringer GM110
Effects Danelectro Blue Paisley pure drive, Danelectro Cool Cat CD1 Distortion, Danelectro Black Paisley liquid metal, Danelectro Cool Cat chorus(original 18v model), Danelectro Dan Echo delay, Line 6 Toneport GX,
I like this one:
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Guitars: MIM Fender FSR Limited Edition Stratocaster with direct mount pickups, Schecter C-1 Plus, SX SST57 Powder Blue, Alvarez RD8 Accoustic
Amps: Line6 Spidervalve 112
Effects: Digitech Bad Monkey, Danelectro Cool Cat Chorus, GFS Delay, GFS Tuner, Behringer HB01 wah, Line6 Toneport GX, GuitarRig 3
This is the funniest stuff! I have found a page with the German translation and there is some severe laughter going on in the office!
Thanks Robert :-)
"A lot of people in the industry want to blame downloading for the state of the business. But I think if most music wasn't shit to begin with people wouldn't be downloading it for free," - Corey Taylor (Slipknot)
This is my favorite, which I knew before visiting that site:
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
Axen: Jackson DK2M, Fender Deluxe Nashville Telecaster, Reverend Warhawk 390, Taylor 914ce, ESP LTD Surveyor-414
Amphen: Jet City JCA22H and JCA12S cab, Carvin X-60 combo, Acoustic B20
Effecten: "Thesis 96" Overdrive/Boost (aka DVM OD2), Hardwire DL-8 Digital Delay/Looper, DigiTech Polara Reverb, DigiTech EX-7 Expression Factory and CF-7 Chorus Factory, Danelectro CF-1 Cool Cat Fuzz
"I wish Imagine Dragons would be stuck in an Arcade Fire for an entire Vampire Weekend."--Brian Posehn