Three blonds are walking on the beach when they discover a magic lantern. They rub it, and a genie pops out promising to grant each of them a wish.
The first blond says "I'm tired of all these dumb blond jokes, I want to be twice as smart as I am now". So POOF . . . she was brunette.
The second blond says "I agree, these blond jokes are ridiculous I want to be THREE times smarter." So POOF . . . she was brunette and her breasts disappeared.
Third blond says "Look, I know a good thing when I see it, and you girls are making a mistake. I want to be twice as dumb as I am now." So POOF . . . she was a man.
Tell that to all your female friends. It really pisses 'em off because they're all set to rip into you until the punch line, then they can't be mad.
Guitars and other stringed instruments: Washburn D10S, Washburn EA52SWCE, Washburn Cumberland J28SDL, Washburn D46S12, D'Aquisto Centura, Rover RM-50B Mando
Amps and Cabs: Behringer AT108, Firefly Tube Amph, Blackheart Little Giant BH5H, Shiner's Custom Cab v.1.0
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