what do bassists use for contraception? Their Personalities!!!
what do drummers use for contraception? nobody knows,they haven't needed it yet!!!
what do guitarists use for contraception? not their egos, their WAY too big!!!
just a couple we (the punchlines) use on stage
are dead baby jokes allright?
I made the second line to this joke:
so a baby seal walks into a club....
and has a smashing good time
"the emperor is rich, but he cannot buy another year"
-anonymous chinese person
"the thief is sorry for being hung, not for being a thief"
-anonymous
"We are not nationalities, we are not races, we are not political parties, we are not social classes, we are not cultures, we are not subcultures, and we are not churches, but when all things are said and done, the guns are shot, the riots have died down, one thing is true, and that should preceed all other things, we are, without division: HUMAN BEINGS, is that not good enough an excuse stop shooting people, and letting others starve to death?" -Pie_man_25
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