Cheesy joke thread. come on everyone contribute!

[bigoldron]

EDIT: My bad I posted pretty much the same joke as bigoldron:

That's OK, Pes. I guess you and your buddy have spent too much time listening to the Jonas Brothers... :

[pes_laul]

That's OK, Pes. I guess you and your buddy have spent too much time listening to the Jonas Brothers... :

see what you've done aaron

[bigoldron]

see what you've done aaron

OK, that reminds me of a cheesy church joke:

How do we know that Moses wore a toupe? Because he came to see Pharoah with Aaron... (think about it, it'll hit ya!)

[The_Shredinator21]

see what you've done aaron

haha, now should I make you sound like a Hannah Montana fan?:

[bigoldron]

haha, now should I make you sound like a Hannah Montana fan?:

Why not? He's looking for a new jacket and I'm sure he can get a HM jacket in his size.

[warren0728]

Why not? He's looking for a new jacket and I'm sure he can get a HM jacket in his size.

of course he better get one a little too big for him so when he starts flexing those muscles he doesn't rip it.... : : :

[bigoldron]

of course he better get one a little too big for him so when he starts flexing those muscles he doesn't rip it.... : : :

While he's at it, he ought to get his buddy Shred a Tinker Bell jacket too!

[pes_laul]

ok you know what

[Spudman***]

I've got a good one:

How do you keep a moron in suspense?

[The_Shredinator21]

I've got a good one:

How do you keep a moron in suspense?

I don't get it.....:

Haha just kidding

[Spudman***]

Did you know there are three types of people?

Those that can count, and those that cant.

[marnold***]

Geek joke alert!

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[bigoldron]

Geek joke alert!

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Druther binary than hex...

[Bloozcat]

A Bad Day

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his
drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making
biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it
down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a
menacing stare as if to say,

'What'cha gonna do about it?'

The poor little guy starts crying.

'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the
biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand
to see a man crying.

'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little
guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right.' 'I
overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my
boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I
left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife
in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.

So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to
put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink
the damn poison.


Where Did The White Man Go Wrong?

Indian Chief, "Two Eagles," was asked by a white government
official,
"You have observed the white man for 90 years.

You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen
his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your
opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and
then calmly replied.

"When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, Clean Water; women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. "Only white man dumb enough
think he improve system like that."

[Ro3b]

The Human Cannonball comes storming into the circus manager's tent, slams his fist down on the manager's desk, and says, "I've had it with this show! I quit!"

The manager says, "But you CAN'T quit!"

The Human Cannonball says, "Oh, yeah? Why the hell not?"

The manager says, "I'll never find another man of your caliber!"

[bigoldron]

Where Did The White Man Go Wrong?

Indian Chief, "Two Eagles," was asked by a white government
official,
"You have observed the white man for 90 years.

You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen
his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your
opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and
then calmly replied.

"When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, Clean Water; women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. "Only white man dumb enough
think he improve system like that."

Two Eagles has heap big good point there!

[sumitomo]

Turkey
A Game Warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carring a wild turkey under his arm.He stopped and asked the boy,'Where did you get that turkey?'
The boy replied,'What turkey?'
The Game Warden said,'That turkey you're carring under your arm.'
The boy looks down and said,'Well lookee here,a turkey done roosted under my arm!'
The Game Warden said,Now look,you know turkey season is closed,so whatever you do to that turkey,I'm going to do to you.
If you break his leg,I'm gonna break your leg.If you break his wing I,m gonna break your arm.Now what are you gonna do to him?
The little boy looked at the Game Warden and said,'Well I,m just gunna kiss his a$$ and let him go.
Sumi

[Guitar Gal]

I thought of a couple:


What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

An interpreter.


How did Helen Kellar break her arm?

Trying to read a stop sign at 60 mph! :



GG

[sumitomo]

How do you make GOD laugh? Tell him your busy planning your future. Sumi