You'll get nothing but positive encouragement from me...no shame or ridcule here.
Good luck, man! With practice and determination, I know you can do it.
I don't know this solo, but here's a George trademark on those 1 step + bends that he does.
Bend the string until you get to it's next lowest neighbor (example: bending the B string up until you touch the G string). Shift your fretting finger slightly to fret the G string while hitting a pinch harmonic. Depress ye olde Floyd to get that trademark Lynch groan. It takes a ton of gain to do, and it sounds more difficult than it is in practice.
Guitars:
Fender 2006 MIM Fender Stratocaster HSS in 3TS
Ibanez RG 570 with a bridge Invader
ESP M II Deluxe with a Tune-o-Matic bridge
Eleanor, the magical, mystical Road Worn wonder Tele
Blackstar HT Club 40