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  1. June 2nd, 2009, 07:44 AM #20
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    Just found this thread. Here's one:

    What's round on both ends and high in the middle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigG
    Just found this thread. Here's one:

    What's round on both ends and high in the middle?
    I'll bet Strum knows.
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    didn't I seen this on a bugs bunny cartoon way back ?
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    Ohio.

    A man has his apartment on the 20th floor of an apartment building. When he leaves, he takes the elevator down, but when goes back up again, he takes the elevator to the 5th floor and walks the rest. Why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    Ohio.

    A man has his apartment on the 20th floor of an apartment building. When he leaves, he takes the elevator down, but when goes back up again, he takes the elevator to the 5th floor and walks the rest. Why?
    Because he's short and can't reach the button?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    A man has his apartment on the 20th floor of an apartment building. When he leaves, he takes the elevator down, but when goes back up again, he takes the elevator to the 5th floor and walks the rest. Why?
    Because he's a midget, so he can't reach the button for the 20th floor.

    BTW, Algonquin's riddle was killing me, so I googled for the answer...but I still think someone should answer it.

    And now, for one from one of my favorite computer games of all time:

    A barrel of rainwater
    weighs twenty pounds.
    What must you add
    to make it weigh fifteen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Algonquin

    I dance and breathe and can even deceive.
    I am not alive, yet watch how I thrive.
    Do not come too near or I will eat you my dear.

    What am I?
    OK, a bit late here...

    One answer immediately comes to mind:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    Here's a tricky one - what can be considered being the longest word in the English language?
    Not sure of the answer, but here's a quote for married guys:

    "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
    Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric
    Because he's a midget, so he can't reach the button for the 20th floor.

    BTW, Algonquin's riddle was killing me, so I googled for the answer...but I still think someone should answer it.

    And now, for one from one of my favorite computer games of all time:

    A barrel of rainwater
    weighs twenty pounds.
    What must you add
    to make it weigh fifteen?
    A hole in the barrel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldguy
    A hole in the barrel.
    Indeed. You have one to ask?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    Here's a tricky one - what can be considered being the longest word in the English language?
    Alphabet, it has 26 letters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    What is it that is as big as yourself (sometimes even bigger) yet it weighs nothing? The answer is not my veins!
    Your ego.
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    In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?
    I dunno, sounds kind of like a pinball to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?
    A bullet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiteman
    A bullet?
    BINGO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiteman
    Alphabet, it has 26 letters.
    Smiles..........there's a mile between the first and last "S".
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiteman
    Your ego.
    Your shadow.
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