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  1. December 11th, 2008, 12:10 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    Well, how about "smiles" - there is a mile between the first and last letter!

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  2. December 11th, 2008, 12:13 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    Well, how about "smiles" - there is a mile between the first and last letter!

    haha!

    Now that's funny! That's something I'll have to tell Older Kid Kat. She'll get a kick out of it.
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    What kind of cereal does the Snowman eat for breakfast?
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    How far off am I by guessing Snow Flakes?
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    Close, but the answer is Kellog's Frosted Flakes.
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    Whats the difference between a bull and a symphonic orchestra?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperSwede
    Whats the difference between a bull and a symphonic orchestra?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Algonquin
    SS...

    Please??


    - The bull has the horns up front and the a$$hole in the back!
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    didn't I seen this on a bugs bunny cartoon way back ?
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    Ohio.

    A man has his apartment on the 20th floor of an apartment building. When he leaves, he takes the elevator down, but when goes back up again, he takes the elevator to the 5th floor and walks the rest. Why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    Ohio.

    A man has his apartment on the 20th floor of an apartment building. When he leaves, he takes the elevator down, but when goes back up again, he takes the elevator to the 5th floor and walks the rest. Why?
    Because he's short and can't reach the button?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    A man has his apartment on the 20th floor of an apartment building. When he leaves, he takes the elevator down, but when goes back up again, he takes the elevator to the 5th floor and walks the rest. Why?
    Because he's a midget, so he can't reach the button for the 20th floor.

    BTW, Algonquin's riddle was killing me, so I googled for the answer...but I still think someone should answer it.

    And now, for one from one of my favorite computer games of all time:

    A barrel of rainwater
    weighs twenty pounds.
    What must you add
    to make it weigh fifteen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric
    Because he's a midget, so he can't reach the button for the 20th floor.

    BTW, Algonquin's riddle was killing me, so I googled for the answer...but I still think someone should answer it.

    And now, for one from one of my favorite computer games of all time:

    A barrel of rainwater
    weighs twenty pounds.
    What must you add
    to make it weigh fifteen?
    A hole in the barrel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldguy
    A hole in the barrel.
    Indeed. You have one to ask?
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    In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?
    I dunno, sounds kind of like a pinball to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?
    A bullet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiteman
    A bullet?
    BINGO!
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